25 Humorous Birthday Fails

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There are around 2 hours left in my birthday so we decided to compile a list of birthday fails which nicely accompany my dad’s failed “pull out” many years ago.  Despite what the bullies said to me in junior high, I don’t think the best part of me ran down my moms leg.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to spend the rest of the night fantasizing about birthday sex that I didn’t get.

 

REGRETFULMORNING Writer
REGRETFULMORNING Writer
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