y0 y0 y0 what up? Man, ever since my black neighbor moved out I have been feeling really white lately. When they moved in I was super excited because I wanted to bond with them. You know, get loud, thump some Chronic album, shit that suburban kids dream of doing. We hung out a couple of times and they got me listening to Wiz Khalifa. I was finally starting to feel like one of the homies, but then he beat up his girlfriend one too many times, and had to move out. So I’m back to square one. No black friends 😦 Anyway, this is Coleen. She’s doing a good job of cheering me up.