Pop quiz hot shots: You think your girlfriend might be cheating on you. Do you:
A) Discuss your relationship with her in a calm manner
B) Decide it’s probably best just to move on
C) Go Through her cell phone
D) Kick in her front door, hold her down, and shave her head
If you selected D, then you’d be on the same page as the Lynnwood man who had a pretty nasty jealous streak. The unnamed tough guy has had jealously issues in the past, but they had recently gotten to a tipping point.
Police documents said the man broke down the front door, grabbed the woman and slammed her head against a mirror. He told the woman that she had “given him no choice and that he was going to have to shave her head,” and then pulled out the clippers and began shaving her hair off, police papers said.
Thankfully she had managed to dial 911 before too much damage was done. Sadly, she still got pretty messed up though.
The victim, a 30-year-old woman, was crying hysterically and holding her head in her hands, which held clumps of hair, police said.
And this isn’t the first time he’s raged either. Earlier that week, they were at his dad’s house and he threatened to shave her head, but then he settled for trying to stuff her into the dryer. Another shocker? He was hyped up on meth, lol.
Police said the man admitted to using methamphetamine, methadone, Xanax and Abilify that day and that he experiences delusions and hallucinations.
Ladies, this guy is a real keeper, and he is fresh on the market so get in line. Just don’t piss him off or you’ll end up looking like Sinéad O’Connor.