Regretful Morning

Sex With Your Girlfriend Vs. Sex With Your Wife

Posted June 15th, 2011 at 10:25 am by

When a woman puts her finger into a ring, her man will stop putting his penis into her.  It isn’t our choice, it just kind of happens.  I’m sure a lot of you are gonna be like “you don’t know anything, I have sex with my husband all day long.”  Good for you, you’re the exception.  Here’s an easy to follow flowchart for the rest of you clowns who want to peer into the life of a married man, trying to get some tang on his wang.

 

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16 Comments
  • Michael
    June 15, 2011
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    #1

    The sad part is that this is meant to get a laugh, but there is so much truth to it! Love the flow chart, it just adds a whole level of funny!!!

  • WuxRoo
    June 15, 2011
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    #2

    Oh my, the girlfriend is always so much better.

  • Peter Voth
    June 15, 2011
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    #3

    I’ll take option 3: sex with your children!

    • bo
      July 1, 2011
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      #4

      Sick bastard!

  • Meg
    June 15, 2011
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    #5

    Does this mean if I get married I’ll have to wear sweatpants, and wait for him to have sex with me? That sucks. Maybe I’ll get those Juicy ones. You know, keep it classy.

  • biggeley
    June 16, 2011
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    #6

    Glad that isn’t my wife…

  • Gman
    June 16, 2011
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    #7

    And then they wonder why men cheat…

  • SUETI
    June 16, 2011
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    #8

    It is to enjoy sex with the girlfriend than wife!

  • Yup
    June 16, 2011
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    #9

    So true. I need a girlfriend.

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