When a woman puts her finger into a ring, her man will stop putting his penis into her.  It isn’t our choice, it just kind of happens.  I’m sure a lot of you are gonna be like “you don’t know anything, I have sex with my husband all day long.”  Good for you, you’re the exception.  Here’s an easy to follow flowchart for the rest of you clowns who want to peer into the life of a married man, trying to get some tang on his wang.

 

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