Regretful Morning

One Armed Man Single Handedly Robs Bank

Posted June 8th, 2011 at 11:21 am by

Police in Albany are on the lookout for a white male with a missing arm who strolled into a Credit Union and robbed it.

The man did not show any weapon, nor imply that he had one, police said. A teller gave him an undisclosed amount of money, which the suspect placed in a black plastic bag, according to police.

Talk about the opposite of a heroic bank teller.  Just forking money over to an unarmed man without even trying to stall him first seems so boring.  Nevertheless, we’ve gotta give this guy a hand for having the balls to waltz in and take what he wanted like it was an average Tuesday.

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8 Comments
  • Big H
    June 8, 2011
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    #1

    One Armed… Single Handed…. Nice one.

    • Big H
      June 8, 2011
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      #2

      Also… Unarmed. Jeez, you’re on a roll with this one.

  • Big H
    June 8, 2011
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    #3

    Give this guy a hand! You’re Hilarious!

    • Jason
      June 8, 2011
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      #4

      This article had a gold mine worth of pun opportunities, I had to take advantage.

  • Juno
    June 9, 2011
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    #5

    I’d give my left arm to have the balls of that guy.

  • Juno
    June 9, 2011
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    #6

    With banking fees costing an arm and a leg these days, someone had to take action.

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