This is why we can’t have nice things. The minute a foreign beauty starts to show us where babies come from, NYPD rushes in and threatens to give her a ticket.

The leggy Dutch tourist said she was pulled over by an NYPD cop for flashing too much skin while on two wheels.
“He said it’s very disturbing, and it’s distracting the cars and it’s dangerous,” Rijcken told the Daily News. “I thought he was joking around but he got angry and asked me for ID.”

Jasmijn Rijcken: "I didn't even think for one second that my outfit could be harmful or disturbing."

Let me start by saying: You did NOTHING wrong Jasmijn. In fact, with the hot summer months right around the corner, more women should be taking a page out of your book. Heat strokes are serious business.

“I was on my way back to the hotel when it happened and I changed into pants,” she said. “I didn’t want to get into trouble again.”

If the ticket giving New York policeman is reading this, you should be ashamed of yourself sir.