Does anyone remember that Nair commercial? That gay little “who wears short shorts” jingle always got stuck in my head. And speaking of gay…. It was clever marketing too because I actually bought some Nair and covered my ball sack in it. Later, it burned a red mark into my scrote and then I read the the warning label, which said that you shouldn’t put it on your genitals. So I used the rest on my chest and ass but it left huge chunks of hair, and I looked pretty retarded. This story has nothing to do with short skirts, carry on.