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Soccer Mom Crashes Minivan Carrying 11 Kids, Yes She Was Drinking


A 32 year old Milwaukee woman and mother of 7 rolled a minivan full of children on Saturday.  The hammered house wife banked into an off ramp like Cole Trickle, before losing control and flipping her ride.

We won't be smiling much longer, mommy has been self medicating

Five children in the Dodge Durango were injured when the vehicle struck a barrier wall and landed on its roof. They were taken to Children’s Hospital. Their conditions were not known Sunday evening.

When authorities caught up with the woman, they gave her a breathalyzer. She failed miserably by blowing a 0.16, which is over twice the legal limit.

Moral: Having 7 kids will probably result in drinking. Hire a nanny and buy some condoms. Dumb bitch.

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