Like many people, I have ADD. Only my mom didn’t really believe in putting me on meds so I got put in a program called “Easter seals” or some shit. They said it would help with my concentration. My best friend who was also 6 at the time had been put in the same program for his learning issues. So one day they decided to put us with the same female instructor. Things didn’t go so well. Apparently I demanded to see the teacher’s tits while my buddy and I wreaked havoc in the play pen.
Anyway, I got in a lot of trouble, but at the end of the day I’m happy my mom never caved in and gave me the meds. My ADD has left me with some pretty cool stories. Like this one time…oh shit a bird is eating a worm right outside my window!
This is what it’s like as a male adult with ADD. It all starts with an email….
Some bullshit spam mail that most people wouldn’t even look at
See funny name “Brown Cheng” and start to Google image search
As you can see, the Google image search brought a pic up of a hot slut named Jada Cheng. At this point it’s time to start finding more pics of her for a good fap. However, I also wanted to find some rage comics of the guy who says “put some milk on that shit” because that’s how I feel whenever I see fap worthy thumbnails. Unfortunately, doing a Google image search, within a Google image search, can only lead to more time wasted.
Try to Find “Milk on that shit” Face via Google since reddit is slow as balls
reddit finally loads in another tab but…son of of bitch, now I have to click on this too. Full image can be seen here.
Try to fap, but then realize I have another girl I was supposed to look at
At this point I am flabbergasted because I don’t know if I should fap to the big boobed demotivational poster girl or continue with Jada Cheng.
Finish up and look at clock
Summary: It took me 3 hours to read and delete an email that was sent to my junk folder. I didn’t actually read the whole email either.