Did you know there are people that are deathly afraid of midgets? It’s one of those f*cked up phobias that you didn’t know existed. Achondroplasiaphobia to be exact. I’ve always wanted to have a midget friend for this very reason. Trolling achondroplasiaphobiaites with an actual midget would bring me more joy than a handjob from Hillary Fisher. Also, you should be saying “little people” and not “midget” because the term midget is offensive, but if you ask an actual midget, they will say that they don’t mind the word midget.