Naked Man Can’t Keep His Balls Off Cars


New Zealand Police have arrested a naked man for hurling tennis balls at passing cars. Drivers in the Auckland area became “startled” when they saw the man charging at the them with his balls. Even though the air was cold, the man caused a pretty big scare.

When police arrived, the perp raged hard.

The man “wasn’t too happy about police turning up” and was violent toward officers, who eventually restrained him and brought him in to the station.

Look at my junk, or your car gets a tennis ball tea bag, bitch

He was charged with indecent exposure and assaulting police and will appear in court next week The naked man remains in police custody

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