Regretful Morning

A Flowchart On How To Avoid Buying Girl Scout Cookies

Posted March 1st, 2011 at 1:42 pm by

It’s that time again.  Right before Spring Break when you’re really trying to shake the rest of those holiday pounds off of your fatass by sticking to healthy New Years resolution, you get hit with the worst temptation ever.  Small, over priced cookies, that have been hand baked by the gods, and marketed by Satan’s spawn.  This year I bought 12 boxes, and I still get punked into buying more when little Susie chest bumps me at the entrance of my local supermarket.  And like a pussy, I give in.  Besides feeling like a monster when I tell them to eff off, I’m also kind of scared to death that this will happen.

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12 Comments
  • TheReviewer
    March 2, 2011
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    #1

    It is SOOOOO hard to avoid those girl scouts, esp when they seem to be at every grocery store exit. ;)

  • electronics
    March 2, 2011
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    #2

    ^^ but I like those cookies

  • PantoSpanto
    March 2, 2011
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    #3

    lol, aint that the truth. I cant get enough thin mints.

  • Eric
    March 2, 2011
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    #4

    What’s worse is when they bring the Brownie troops with them. You can’t say no to those sweet little girls. Pure evil indeed.

  • Aleina
    March 6, 2011
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    #5

    Very useful post. I will try to…..

  • sharon
    April 8, 2011
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    #6

    Yes, its very hard to avoid those little scouts girls, so most of the time I ll buy those cookies to see the smile on their face.

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