Regretful Morning

22 Grannies Trying To Be Hip

Posted March 10th, 2011 at 12:19 pm by

There is a bar in San Diego called “The Beachcomber.”  It consists of college kids, and old/rich retired people.  The other night while I was drinking myself into a stuper, I got propositioned to head down to Puerto Vallarta for an all expenses paid trip. The catch? The lady and her friends who owned the house were like 60+ years old.  Basically, I’d get to lay around and drink all of their alcohol, but I’d have to put my penis into a 63 year old vagina a few times per day.  And you know me, a few wrinkles on an axe wound won’t keep me from having a good time.  But then, that Journey song came on and she stuck her tongue into my sweaty ear.  This made me want to puke, and I knew that I’d never be able to look at her again without becoming instantly flaccid.  Way to go granny, we could have had something special.

In honor of her, here is a gallery of grannies trying to be hip.

Around The Web

  • TheReviewer
    March 11, 2011


    Makes the little old lady from Pasadena seem downright tame by comparison.

  • TangRung
    March 11, 2011


    Wow, I think that is totally awesome. Good for them!

  • Zoe
    March 12, 2011


    This made me laugh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • JAck
    April 11, 2011


    where the world is going, why all these old women want these foolish experiments in their last phase of life. Ridiculous.

We Recommend
From Our Partners
Get The Book!

Troll with us on Facebook:    On Twitter: