Girls with issues, buy the most.  Get it?  Sorry, that was my only joke attempt for the day.  Since we’re semi on the subject of daddy issues, how bout that Tila Tequila sex tape?  At one time I would have cut off a limb to watch this little spark plug get f*cked.  Damn, was I ever wrong.  Drunken Stepfather posted it yesterday and then proceeded to make 17 tweets about her black labia, which is kind of racist, but also funny since it’s black history month.