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74 Year Old Man Uses Rufies To Sex Up His Home Nurses


At 74 years of age, it isn’t easy getting out of the house. Finding a date is extremely hard, and getting laid is probably right next to impossible.

Chicago’s Raymond Kvacik decided that if he could no longer get out to meet women, he’d make the women come to him. Sadly, his little plan involves two counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse and three counts of unlawful delivery of a controlled substance.

Does this rag smell like chloroform? lolz

So how did this all go down? Well Raymond has home nurses that come by to take care of him.  On the 14th of the month, he offered one of those nurses a glass of OJ. What the nurse didn’t know was that big Ray had spiked said Orange Juice with his Zolpidem (sleeping pills). When she became too groggy for consent, Ray moved in for the kill.

Kvacik’s plan would have worked, but he got greedy and tried it again on another nurse. This one caught on to what he was doing, and brought an undercover cop into the house to witness his little scheme. The cop witnessed Raymond dumping pills into his nurse’s drinks, and made the bust.

Bail was set Wednesday at $150,000 on the charges.

Dude, Ray, it’s been over 50 years since college. Don’t you think you should drop the fraternity antics already?

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