Since we did Friend Zone Rage Comics last year for V-day, we thought we’d change it up a little this year and pay tribute to the “Forever Alone” guy. The Forever Alone guy will never have a girlfriend, doesn’t have any friends, and is often times seen as a social outcast. Since most of us will only have a date with Red Tube tonight, I thought I’d throw together a little something that says “I feel you dawg.”
GTA Date
That’s My Stapler
Venn Diagram
Dinner For One
Facebooking Alone
Baby Ruth
Thumbelievably Alone
Cats
Forever Alone Girl IRL
Single 4 Life
Milhouse
Cat Lady
Megan Fox Fan
eHarmony Fail
No Contacts in Phone
Friend Zone
Always Sunny Alone
You Don’t Have A Girlfriend?
Self Roleplay
Happy Alone
February 14, 2011
#1
Gee, thanks Jason. After 9 solid months of absolute angst and drunken halfway recovering from broken relationships, this is exactly what I needed on Valentine’s Night. Now if you’ll excuse me, i’m going to go throw myself into a bottle of whiskey and forget that today is a day on our calendar.
February 14, 2011
#2
Save some for me. Almost done stalking my exs on Facebook. Damn they look happy.
February 14, 2011
#3
I actually deleted facebook because of that. Then again, I was really only using it for writing and browsing through various pictures of my exs and soon to be exs, so I just jumped ship to a separate blog where I can actually write without having to see them and their new faggot boyfriends from appearing on my newsfeed, taking 101 pictures in the same place and pose. Douchebags.
February 14, 2011
#4
I’m still way too sober.
February 15, 2011
#5
i kinda feel funny and sad at the same time
February 15, 2011
#6
I just feel happy. Because when it comes down to it, forever alone guy will not be forever alone. He can always go cyber with some 40 year old men in chat rooms or play pretend with that sick little 15 year old boy pretending to be a girl in online games.
February 15, 2011
#7
I always send those dudes pictures of my junk by accident.
February 16, 2011
#8
You don’t do it by accident, you do it because it’s your secret fetish.