Tessie represents for us at the Playboy party!

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Can you believe they didn’t let Tessie into the stadium last weekend? It’s alright Tess, I fell asleep in the 3rd quarter, but I’ve never fallen asleep watching your videos.  And sometimes, when a certain part of me is peacefully sleeping, your pictures have been known to take him from 6 to midnight in a matter of seconds.   Help make sure Tessie can afford super bowl tickets next year by watching her faptastic vids here. (nsfw) More of Tessie here here and here.

REGRETFULMORNING Writer
REGRETFULMORNING Writer
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