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Shocking Sex Records (Who Has Tapped The Most Ass?)

A few months ago I was going to make a list of women who have been banged the most.  Then I sort of got sidetracked and started collecting stats on dudes too.  Sadly, I couldn’t find any SFW pics to go with my little article so I kinda put it on the back burner.  Then the folks Online Schools were like “Hey we can make you an infographic.”  So I was like “Can you do an infographic on people that have be boinked the most?” and after a few minutes they said “I think so.”

I just want to point a few things out though.  A girl always says her number is less, and guys will sometimes shoot a little higher.  Also, I couldn’t find any stats on an average hooker but I’d like to think their numbers would be pretty effin high.  Let’s say the average working girl takes 5 meat whistles per day.  If she works 5 days a week, that’s roughly 25 yogurt slingers per week.  25×4 = 100 per month.  100×12 = 1200 per year. After 5 years she would have taken around 6k cocks.  Not bad.  That beaver must look like a wizard’s sleeve though.