I’m going to admit something that I usually wouldn’t admit. I’m a fan of Katy Perry. I know what you’re thinking “Uh yea, I want to bang her too bro.” No, I mean, I actually know the words to her awful songs. It happened last summer during a road trip. Every 5th song on the XM station I was listening to, was KP. By the time I got through Arizona I was singing “Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top.”
Long story short, being a fan of Katy Perry makes me feel ultra gay. Thus, I’m going to mask my homosexuality by posting sexy gifs and saying stuff like “damn I’d f*ck her tight ass.” When in reality, I just wanna go get a mani-pedi with her and talk about boys.