Regretful Morning

7 of the Sexiest Katy Perry GIFs

Posted December 7th, 2010 at 7:06 pm by

I’m going to admit something that I usually wouldn’t admit.  I’m a fan of Katy Perry.  I know what you’re thinking “Uh yea, I want to bang her too bro.”  No, I mean, I actually know the words to her awful songs.  It happened last summer during a road trip.  Every 5th song on the XM station I was listening to, was KP.  By the time I got through Arizona I was singing “Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top.”

Long story short, being a fan of Katy Perry makes me feel ultra gay.  Thus, I’m going to mask my homosexuality by posting sexy gifs and saying stuff like “damn I’d f*ck her tight ass.”  When in reality, I just wanna go get a mani-pedi with her and talk about boys.

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35 Comments
  • Jason
    December 7, 2010
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    #1

    Forgot one

  • blam blamer
    December 8, 2010
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    #2

    i never thought i would hear myself saying this but,….i want to stick my d!@# up elmo’s nose!!

  • Jackie
    December 8, 2010
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    #3

    She is so sexy, my favorite chick in the world. I think she looked the sexiest when she came out on the simpsons last sunday.

  • casey
    December 8, 2010
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    #4

    I would honestly kill kittens to spend 30 seconds with her being naked. I still wouldn’t harm a puppy though.

    • Klingo
      December 21, 2010
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      #5

      Haha, you only need 30 seconds?

      • Justin
        January 5, 2011
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        #6

        Peter North would bust one in 30 seconds with KP.

  • Johnny Cash
    December 9, 2010
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    #7

    You make me smile Jason. Against all odds, and against all evils, thou makest me smile.

    • Jason
      December 10, 2010
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      #8

      I love you like a son.

  • Steve
    December 9, 2010
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    #9

    whore

  • poopr
    December 10, 2010
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    #10

    DAYUM, Katie! That WHOLE woman’s such a teaser! I mean, c’mon, how many hours has each one of us spent silently BEGGING to catch only a GLIMPSE of those mesmerising, fabulous tits…

  • marc
    December 14, 2010
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    #11

    Katy who?

  • Brian
    December 18, 2010
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    #12

    I would eat the skittles from her shit, and I dont like skittles.

    • Big Willy Style
      December 20, 2010
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      #13

      MMM, shittles!

  • Mr. Blue
    December 21, 2010
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    #14

    I think she is a goddess among mere pervs… she needs a porno…

  • Alex
    December 21, 2010
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    #15

    That’s heaven, right there. Katy Perry has always been on my top 5 sexiest celebrities of all time. I couldn’t really decide which exact spot though, lol.

    Thanks Jason for the .gifs.

    I actually like some of her music aswell. Even though it might be gay, haha. (I’m straight, should it matter)

  • Andrew
    December 21, 2010
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    #16

    oh my f. God… i never knew other boys would do her too. ahaha

  • aa
    December 21, 2010
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    #17

    so cute

  • Jadedmastermind
    December 21, 2010
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    #18

    Katy Perry was #1 on Maxim’s hot 100 list for 2010. She’s worth getting AIDS to fuck, and if she wanted me to kill Russell Brand, I’d kill him the way she saw fit. “I think Russell should receive Chinese water torture for a day, get mauled by a Silverback, then given a pair of cement shoes and tossed off the Brooklyn Bridge.” “You know what, Katy? That’s a splendid idea! Consider it done.”

  • Jake
    December 21, 2010
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    #19

    so ugly

  • Dave
    December 22, 2010
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    #20

    Oh Katy, how I love you so! … and no, it has nothing to do with your singing voice.

  • HomeList
    January 7, 2011
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    #21

    Katy Perry, you had me at your enormous wonderful breasts.

  • A tart but still a tard
    January 9, 2011
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    #22

    Yeah, Katy’s fucking sexy. She’s so hot I’d drink her piss just to see where it comes from

  • Chuck
    January 9, 2011
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    #23

    She is smokin’ hot. I would do her, and I’m a girl.

  • John
    January 11, 2011
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    #24

    But your name is chuck.

  • Edwin
    March 1, 2011
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    #25

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