It’s pretty hilarious when people are a knuckle deep in their nostril, completely unaware that they’ve developed a few spectators. A few months ago I was next to a pretty cute girl who was digging for gold at a stop light. Eventually she noticed that I was watching closely in hopes that she would pull out a stringer. So then she acted all nonchalant and pretended like she was only scratching her face. It was exactly like that episode of Seinfeld – but Seinfeld was actually scratching, and this girl was all up in there. Anyway, it’s on my bucket list to see a gorgeous babe pick her nose and eat it. If you have any vids, feel free to link it up.