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The 12 Fails of Christmas

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I can’t remember if I was one of those annoying kids who cried whilst sitting on Santa’s pole lap.  I doubt it, those kids are pussies.  I do recall shitting my pants a lot though.  It’s possible I left him with a warm leg at least once.

REGRETFULMORNING Writer
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