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The 10 Best Episodes of ‘Jake’s Booty Call’

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Can you believe it’s been almost a decade now that Jake’s Booty Call was created?  It’s true.  Did you know that the term “Jedi pimp” was spawned from this very game?  Since it’s raining today and I really don’t feel like fapping again, I’ve decided to compile a list of the best booty call episodes.

If you haven’t ever played, it’s pretty easy.  Your goal is to get laid.  It’s basically like real life, only in cartoon format.

Click the image of the episode you want to play.

Fashion Show

Tapping the ass of some runway skeezle has gone through everyone’s head at least once.

Mile High Club 2

You may never get laid at 32,000 feet.  This is your chance.

Birthday Party

Everyone get’s laid on their birthday.  It’s a rule.  Even if you suck at this game, it should be pretty easy to seal at least one piece of ass in this episode.

ARS Show

The ARS show in SD is loaded with trim.  Here’s your only clue.  This girl likes beer, not weed.

Rock ‘n Roll Concert

This episode is all about making fun of Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit.  It was made right around the time that his band was peaking so it got a lot of hate at first.

Threesome

I’ve never actually had a 3some.  One time two fat chicks gave me a hand job in my bed, but then the more fat girl passed out.  I ended up boinking the less fat one but it was still pretty gross.  Not gross that she was fat (I like chubby girls) but it was gross because it was looser than a goose.  Hopefully next time it will be like this.

The Gym

Unlike the two girls from my last rant, the gym is usually packed with fit tail.  Sadly, shitty attitudes and hot sluts are a package deal.

Spring Break

Throw up some west side signs as our boy from LA hits Cancun like a Mac truck.

9021-Uh-Oh

Stick with the girls in the thumbnail.  I know I said I’d only give out one hint, but this one takes awhile to start over.

One Love

Last but not least, my favorite episode of booty call.  I’ve been wanting to visit Jamaica for a long time now and playing this is much better than looking at some brochure.

REGRETFULMORNING Writer
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