I love chicks with glasses. It’s totally true what they say. School teachers and librarians are complete freaks in the sack. I have a theory on this: All day long they have to be strict and professional. They can’t laugh at kids flicking boogers at each other, no matter how funny it is. So by the time the weekend hits they’re ready to throw a saddle on your ass and clamp a set of jumper cables to your nipples.