Before You Run Out and Stock Up on Fake Weed…

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We’re an experimental group around here, as you may have noticed. While John was busy chugging Four Loco, we had a friend conducting testing on a fake weed product called K2 before it becomes illegal. Here’s how it all went down:

I had never smoked synthetic weed before, probably because I didn’t know it existed until recently. So when I found out about it, I did some research so I would know what the best kind was and where I could get it.

I decided on K2 Blonde and ordered. It got here within a couple of days, but I didn’t try it immediately because I didn’t hold any hopes that this legal, fake weed would produce any high whatsoever.

When I did get around to testing it I only took one hit. Almost instantly it produced a very pleasant high, just like extremely good pot. Totally unexpected. I must have looked high too because my sister saw me and said “Are you?” while making the universal smoking a joint gesture. So I made her try it too.

She also had one hit and was high as hell. So I was thinking K2 was so incredible and couldn’t believe something like this was legal. I certainly could not take a hit of K2 and drive. It definitely gets you high, but the problem is that it can get you too high.

My next experience with K2 was at a party. Someone had a joint they were passing around. They said it was K2 but they didn’t know what kind. So it came around to me twice and I took two hits. A few minutes after the second one I was violently ill. I was really afraid I was going to have to be one of those idiots who call 911. I imagine it would have gone something like this:

911: “911, What’s your emergency?”
me: “I think I just died.”
911: “You think you have died?”
me: “I smoked K2 and I have been vomiting and praying for 20 minutes. Now I see a light. Okay, I think it’s just a lamp. I’m not dead. I think I’ll be fine now. Thank you for your time.”

I’m glad I didn’t have to call an ambulance, but if the ill effects of the fake weed had gone on any longer I don’t know what might have happened. I’m done experimenting for now. I don’t really care that the DEA is banning synthetic marijuana products because I won’t be buying any more of it anyway.

If you are thinking of getting some synthetic marijuana to try before it becomes illegal, just understand that you have 0 tolerance for synthetic pot, no matter what your tolerance is with smoking weed. If you overdo it, I promise you that no matter what your religion, even if you are an atheist, you will be praying to God for the effects to go away.

Guest post by Cheech

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