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4 Reasons Being An Internet Slut Isn’t As Cool As You Think

Posted November 22nd, 2010 at 1:54 pm by

It’s cool to be a whore and write about it: Wait what? Yea, for some reason, it’s becoming a trend to get your pudding pounded by a ridiculous amount of guys, write about it, and score hi-5′s from other sluts on the Internet.

What used to be a frowned upon walk of shame is now being used as a way to get attention and praise.  How adorable.  There will never be a female Tucker Max, stop trying.  I’ll explain why in the conclusion.

For now, let’s take a look at why boasting about your “empowering” slutty lifestyle isn’t as cool as you might think.  (Yes, I’m looking directly at you ladies – using the term loosely – who have a .blogspot domain and are desperate for attention).

You Gain Zero Social Status

Despite what you may think after you get those first few virtual fist bumps, airing your dirty laundry makes you look completely retarded.  Let’s take the Duke Whore for example:

“I regret it with all my heart. I would never intentionally hurt the people that are mentioned on that.”

While this young lady certainly got her 15 minutes, the price she paid wasn’t really worth the reputation of an entire school and a handful of athletes. After all the jizz was wiped away, she still had egg all over her face when her detailed slut journal went public.

Making Fun Of Cock Size? Karma Will Own You

Before you start typing about the size of the latest cock you gobbled, ask yourself these two simple questions:

  1. Is my vagina tight?
  2. Has my cooter ever smelled funny during a hookup?

If the answer to either one of these is “I don’t know” then you should probably shut the fuck up.  You wouldn’t want to read about how the smell of your axe wound made someone dry heave would you?  If we want to know about cock size, we will ask a professional.

There Is No Prince Charming

Do you think you can bang 50 guys, write about it, and still find a man who will treat you like gold?  No.  Men want to get laid.  We’ll do what it takes.  And if it’s good, we’ll continue to do so.  Do you really think anyone is going to open doors, buy flowers, or cook dinner for someone who just gave it to an entire frat house for free?  Do yourself a favor and give us the answer that every other girl gives us: “I’ve only been with 3 guys, but I made them wait a really long time.”  Yea we know it’s bullshit, but at least we won’t feel like chumps after we read about the jizz sundae an entire football team gave you.

Master Key Analogy

Why is it cool for guys to sleep with a lot of girls, but when a girl does it she is considered a slut?  A wise man once said:

“A key that can open many locks is called a master key, but a lock that can be opened by many keys is a shitty lock.”

/fucking thread

Conclusion: It will never be funny to make a f*ck book, size chart, or a man meter if you are a female.  Double standard?  Fuck yea.  But look at it this way.  You rarely have to pickup drink tabs, buy dinner, or even make an effort to go out with someone of the opposite sex.   Would you really trade that all in so that your peers might look at you as a pimp?  No. Thus, you should not get the hi-5′s or fist bumps for laying on your back and saying “OK”. Men and women are different. You need to accept this fact.

So before you start a site bragging about how you bang pro athletes, you should ask yourself if the end reward is worth it.  A prostitute is at least making money while she’s getting used up, a slut with a blog is just a slut with a blog.

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211 Comments
  • gulfaam
    December 31, 2010
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    #1

    It’s a long time since I fucked a decent girl

  • FACT
    December 31, 2010
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    #2

    To any girl posting in defense of being a slut you clearly didn’t understand the premise of the double standard mentioned. Go ahead, fuck all you want for a Big Mac and a shake…that’s exactly what we want you to do. Just know this, you’ll be the train wreck whore 10-15 years later who can’t keep a man (at least one who makes REAL money), is ALWAYS complaining about your life and the jealousy and regret you’ll live with will most likely drive you to the pipe or the pole.

    Either way, we don’t give a fuck because so many of you are too stupid or have such low self esteem that your lives are predetermined as soon as you decide to take pride in your whoreishness. Anyone want to go to McDonald’s?

    • trudat
      January 13, 2011
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      #3

      +1 internetz to you Sir

    • Stacey
      January 18, 2011
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      #4

      I’m not posting in defense of being a slut, but you “men” (and I use that term loosely), are pissing me off with all this, “we don’t want to marry a whore, but we’ll sure fuck you”….as if you think it’s all womens’ goals to get married! I’ve got news for you…marriage is NOT the end all, be all of happiness for us women. We can actually go out in the world and have careers, and support ourselves. Who cares if we can’t “keep a man”? You think the root of our happiness is your goddam “almighty” cock….bullshit!! I’d rather spend $45 on a plastic battery operated dick that doesn’t act like a complete doucher!

      • MooMoo
        January 19, 2011
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        #5

        lol…yeah, you keep telling yourself that as you get older,and less attractive. If you pretend the problem doesn’t exist, then I guess it’s all okay. The truth is that the majority of normal, great, human beings (who do sleep with numerous people) end up getting married regardless of career or how much you like to sleep around. So keep making your excuses, and try to feel better about yourselves after every motel hookup, but I’d suggest looking at your life and really thinking about where you want to go, and not just the current, juvenile you, but the you in the future which will hopefully be a little bit more mature and disciplined.

        P.S. We’d rather have you spend that money on a plastic battery too, instead of bringing in all of your emotional rollercoaster problems, sometimes women like you are just not worth the effort.

        <3

        • Alec
          February 6, 2011
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          #6

          it’s more like you who is juvenile. Honestly, most men now a days don’t like clingy women. Are you so insecure that you need one?

      • manly man
        January 19, 2011
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        #7

        hahaha ok slut…

      • Rajnish
        January 22, 2011
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        #8

        stacey! weel… the guys who say all that crap…. u r worried about the shit.. but i think it may b a better idea to care about urself…. what pleases u. if being a slut suits u, no complaints whatever…. BUT if u feel bad about it, then why nt STP.

      • rebecca
        January 23, 2011
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        #9

        way to go girl….. most men think with that cock! but my thoughts….. are…. show me a real man who knows how to use it and thats the real man who can keep a woman satisfied!!! enough of letting them think they made us CUM…… its time to let them know we been faking it all along …. and then slam with them with pictures of the real man “GIVING YOU THE ULTIMATE ORGASM”!!! i love my picture phone!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

      • Ms.Controversial
        May 16, 2011
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        #10

        Amen *applause to you* Amen

  • Someone who actually has a brain
    January 1, 2011
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    #11

    Wow.

    Reading the comments on this thread makes me want to disown myself from humanity. Reading this article makes me want to disown myself from humanity too. How can a human being in the fucking 21st century be so narrow minded and sexist?

    Get laid.

    • "realist"
      January 3, 2011
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      #12

      so, you’re saying you’ve banged a lot of guys? men want to fuck sluts not marry one. imagine if you have a son, and he wants to get married to a slut ; of course they love each other and all that…. but your son marry a slut? would you support that? OF COURSE NOT! narrow minded and sexist…. really?

      • Why not?
        January 4, 2011
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        #13

        Lol oh no my son is going to marry a slut. lol so? As long as he doesn’t have chode like jealousy issues he’ll be fine. Also I’d definitely date/marry a slut. They are the ones who tend to have more self esteem. Trust me i’ve dated the prudes. they’re prude for a reason. It’s cause they’re too fuckin timid and shy to be proud of their bodies and their sexual energy.

        • eh
          January 6, 2011
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          #14

          I’m glad my guy isn’t like you. But you make me wonder, do you really want to get cheated on? While you could maybe meet a girl that may be a prude, but once she actually gets into it, she’ll rock your world and is yours alone. You probably didn’t do it right. ;)

    • wmarcus
      January 8, 2011
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      #15

      lol, someone who has a brain stfu. what does the 21st century have to do with anything? ; go ahead disown yourself, we will be better off. The article may be harsh but its true. I would tell you to go kill yourself but ppl get introuble for that these days, so go swim in a lake with some cement shoes

    • duder
      January 16, 2011
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      #16

      lol. you must have a vagina…why are you even on this page hoe?

    • Octarin
      January 28, 2011
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      #17

      Yeap. Thumbs up. I second that. Might be the time to stop focusing on how much cock and pussy you’ve had and start taking a big fat look at the real world. Personally if you ain’t doing your shit in my bed i don’t give a fuck what you do, but, manslut or womanslut, if you behave like a slut you’re one and the same.

    • Alec
      February 6, 2011
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      #18

      True that.

  • chelsey
    January 3, 2011
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    #19

    This is the reason why the world is so fucked up, because of guys who think like this. This is also why people aren’t getting married. Plain and simple if you love having sex with a person than its okay to marry them, rather then wait for a girl who is secretly a slut and find out shes nothing after you marry her. BS!

  • labrynth7139
    January 3, 2011
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    #20

    this thread cracks me up last time i checked men kept numbers the same as women and men and women can be sluts…..does today’s society say anything different….yeah women sure do lie….just as men do when they say how beautiful you are instead of just saying lets fuck…and women lie when they say omg your cock is so big its hurting me…most the time thats a line of shit too…interactions between men and women crack me up….who said anything about marrying men only do that most the time when they fuck up and forgot to wipe it off on a towel somewhere…both sexs funny as hell…personally should just be upfront…and who needs a blog to tell about it…living it is enough of a memory…

  • labrynth7139
    January 3, 2011
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    #21

    on that note where are the real blogs at where people talk about how embarrassing it was the first time they farted during sex just saying….fortunately not all men like this one unfortunately most are….truth is we do put ourselves out there…i have a question though what is a reputation…how come you are just as much a whore if you split up with your guy that is the only guy you have ever fucked as you would be if you took on the whole football team…how does that logic work…and really how do you know who has done what…on a truthful manner cuz the last time i checked both sexes like to stretch the truth a lil if it makes em look better…or at least is thats how it comes off i mean think for a minute since on the subject why is it that a 13 year old has to blow half the school to be popular…why is that normal..really…and if not then she is ridiculed until she either has a nervous breakdown, gives in, or decides that sleeping with women would be a better option because men are pigs…The pipe or pole things so true…to all the woman with low self esteem…do what you enjoy but make it what you want…nothing less…i also find it funny how easy men assume i am because im overweight…why does overweight equal low self esteem…what like fat women all hate themselves and dont think they can do better than your nasty std infested ass, or you with the crooked cock, or you who thinks that size really matters…keep that nasty shit in ur pantz who wants a man slut either…who wants a man thats been with more woman that there are days in a year…besides truth is most the time once guy gets what he wants he aint gonna make sure you smiling anyway so either take care of it yourself like you gonna end up doing anyway or find someone who does give a shit, or find a dark alley and stage exit nearest swingers club…just my opinion…you gonna fuck random at least get off..

  • Cocinelle
    January 4, 2011
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    #22

    wow, this is really narrow minded and sexist. It’s sexist because a girl may have just 3 guys with who she slept with, but a guy can fuck who he want? Dude, if a guy say i may have just 3 guys, i expect he had just 3 girls. Otherwise, it doesn’t count. If he may stick is dick in every hole, i may have every dick in my hole (and no, i am not that kind of girl)

    • madge
      January 8, 2011
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      #23

      if i am only allowed to fuck three guys in my life then i expect all three to be a mind blowing lay. fellas, lift your game and i wont need to shop around…

      ****this is the most misogynistic load of shit i’ve ever encountered.

      • Alec
        February 6, 2011
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        #24

        this is the best comment I’ve ever encountered. well said.

  • nick
    January 4, 2011
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    #25

    cry,scratch,shout do whatever you want ladies…but the sad truth is ALL no not most not some ALL men are like that..:D ..its NOT sexist because most women would never sleep with 10 guys and then proudly claim it to the world..its NOT sexist because women themselves placed such a standard on themselves,men didnt…:D

    you hate it thats YOUR problem,you really cant change reality can you?….i’m NOT complaining.it would be great if all women were so casual,lots of sex for eveyrone!! yay!..:D but it isnt that way…most women dont do that and for some weird inexplicable reason men fall in love with THOSE women…not sexist,reality…

    if you love sex a hell lot then by all means go ahead,everone is free,just dont say “men are pigs” later on..cos that would be sexist too…lol

  • tiana
    January 4, 2011
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    #26

    i thought this was sooo gunny i laughed and shed a tear…. its true…. girls are way easier than before, me being a girl i would be embarassed to air my durty laundry. but it does goes both ways with me because i wouldnt want to ever be with a guy thats been with alot of girls its gross… girls like attention negative or possitive call it dady issues or whatever…. if someone asked me how many people ive been with i would be offended and say none of their buissness… it is true ya cant make a hoe ahouse wife and id rather be the wife thank u,,,

  • XiCaNa
    January 5, 2011
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    #27

    Loved the article, had me cracking up. I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been a prude all my life. Mainly because the guys i met were total douche bags but also cuz I grew up thinking having sex was supposed to mean something.
    I don’t think it’s sexist, even if women believe it to be a double standard. Men hold women on a bit of a pedestal, if I may say so. Frankly, that’s ok with me, I wouldn’t want a man treating me like his buddy. I had a friend that was a big time slut in hs and well, still is. She defended that Christina Aguilera song about girls being able to be sluts. Of course she did, you stand up for what you believe in and what you do Lol. I personally hated the song, it was dumb. I’m not that old, but am still old school. I still enjoy being treated like a lady :) To each their own, I guess. But for me I’ll keep my self respect.

  • kay
    January 7, 2011
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    #28

    one good point is made here: don’t kiss and tell, whether you’re the guy or girl!

    as far as “giving it away” too soon… if a guy is going to look down on me and lose attraction because i’m doing THE EXACT SAME THING HE IS, then he wants a woman he feels superior too and sees women as sex objects and nothing more. saving sex for someone really special can be a beautiful thing, but when only women are expected to, that’s just absurd. have fun with your little virgin hope you eventually get it in!

  • burrfoot02
    January 7, 2011
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    #29

    Yeah… You’re all sexist douche bags. Please get horrible venereal diseases and then die in “tragic” accidents. The rest of the world will thank you for it. But, you won’t be remembered. sorry

    • EDIS
      January 8, 2011
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      #30

      Hold up is that the only come back females have when it comes to guys.

      Your reply has made it very clear that you either A. can’t read, B. Jast glanced over and didn’t get the point, or C, your a feminazi* that just decided to jump on the man hating band wagon.

      How can I put it ….. Sure guys want to fuck Paris Hilton, but they want to marry Jennifer Aniston. Why is this you ask? How can I put it? Why buy the cow if you get the milk for free, really there is no reason. Now every man will tell you that they want a woman that is a lady in public but a freak in the bed room. The last thing a guy wants to hear out of his friends mouth is ” dude we’re Eskimo brothers*. I hit that like three weeks ago and this guys in class said she gives awesome head ” or for the chick to brag about how she blew the bouncer and the bartender, just to jump to the head of the line and get free drinks at a local hot spot.

      Feminazi*
      noun.
      1) a feminist who refuses to subscribe to logic
      2) a manhater
      3) dislikes all men because of the societal pressures women face, but is unwilling to concede to the fact that the sentiment is perpetuated by both sexes
      4) aggressive towards men because of their sex
      5) promoter of reverse sexual discrimination; often feels her sexism is justified because of the “attrocities endured by women”
      6) does not adhere to the philosophy of feminism, but instead promotes a simplified, inaccurate, uniformed view

      Eskimo brothers*
      Males who have had sexual relations with the same woman

      • lol
        January 8, 2011
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        #31

        You just owned every stupid bitch in this thread.

      • Vio
        January 15, 2011
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        #32

        Feminazi? Really, where are the KZs with men?
        Don´t exaggerate it. I hate it when people use those terms.
        Dummbeutel.

        • EDIS
          January 15, 2011
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          #33

          What’s exaggerated she said and I quote “Your all sexist douche bags. Please get horrible venereal diseases and then die in ” tragic “accidents. The rest of the world will thank you for it. But, you will not be remembered.Sorry.” 
          Last I checked this  the the mentality the Nazis had toward political enemies and Jews. Instead of gas it’s venereal diseases and “tragic”accidents she would like to see men die from.

          So what’s been exaggerated?  

          Dumm frau

      • Common Sense
        January 26, 2011
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        #34

        Dude before you go trying to pretend you even have a pair learn to spell “Jast glanced …” where did you learn to spell. Who cares how many men a woman sleeps with especially if it was over a life time? If a woman decides to sleep with a guy be it some random or some ex so what how does sleeping with someone make her a slut? I love the wannabe males who go around blogs saying they bang so many women or have elephant dicks and smoking hot girlfriends while hiding behind cartoon icons. Those are the guys that can’t even go out & pay for it or if they can do but of course pretend they don’t have to. Guys man up its sex who really cares especially if she’s smoking hot but even if not. WHo cares what your friends think especially who not getting any either. Now if she’s having orgies all the time then maybe one has a point. Fact is ladies what ever number your man claims chances are it’s at most half that in reality. I’m suprised and honestly believe women still put up with men because ultimately they have to in order for survival.

      • Ms.Controversial
        May 16, 2011
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        #35

        LMAO eskimo brothers

    • duder
      January 16, 2011
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      #36

      your probably a slut yourself…stop being so defensive an realize u guna be alone your whole life

  • RIDDHISH
    January 8, 2011
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    #37

    ohhhh so sexy and naughty photos i like it.

  • shamel
    January 8, 2011
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    #38

    i think it is very beautiful when you have women like this they are nice hot

  • scr0ll0ck
    January 8, 2011
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    #39

    love this pic;)

  • Jack
    January 11, 2011
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    #40

    This article pisses me off even though I agree with a lot of the points in it. The main problem is its persistent denial of the existence of slutty men. I think the shitty lock/great key stigma evolved from early human tribes, where what men desired was a faithful mate who would look after their offspring, meanwhile their ability to impregnate lots of different females was looked at as an important part of procreation. However, this has no more place in the modern world than killing another man for stealing all of your bananas.

    Sluttiness is less the fact of someone having slept with lots of people, than the fact that they advertise themselves as doing so, and as being “open for business.” Compulsive and meaningless sex is just as pathetic if a man does it as a woman. Men who convince themselves and each other that they are awesome for their sexual conquests, unfortunately, have not progressed very far beyond the stage of living in trees.

    • Narrator
      January 11, 2011
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      #41

      “I am jacks hormonal vagina”

      If you don’t the joke / hint go watch a movie where Brad Pitt and Edward Norton beat the shit out of eachother

    • Ms.Controversial
      May 16, 2011
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      #42

      Amen Kudos!!!

  • YoMoma
    January 12, 2011
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    #43

    Why don’t people get real! America’s obsessed with sex, there’s no escape! Ever since I came to this country for college, I just cannot believe how dumb and sex obsessed I became. If sex didn’t sell so well, there would be no internet sluts! That’s to say if there were still any real men around, this wouldn’t be an issue! There are sluts in both sexes, 1 gender is supposed to brag about it, and the other gender is supposed to hush about it and pretend it’s a bad thing, hence the double standards! Sluts exist because of this effed up mentality!

  • kth
    January 14, 2011
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    #44

    Really I don’t think the article is against being a slut. Atleast the way i understood it, i think its just saying flaunting the fact that you are a slut all over the place is trashy. Yes, it is a double standard, considering us guys glorify how mush pussy we can get. The fact is that, that is our society. I know i wouldn’t want to marry someone who flaunts the fact shes a cock gobbler, its trashy. More power to the women who want to fuck a lot, just don’t go around flaunting how much cock you had in the last week. I think being so trashy and flaunting the fact you fuck a lot is what makes a slut a slut.

    • Stacey
      January 18, 2011
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      #45

      So, it’s okay for women to “fuck a lot”, but we’re not allowed to say anything about it? Only men are allowed to brag about how “much pussy you get”? Please. I think the only pussy you’ve gotten is of the portable pocket variety.

    • Stacey
      January 18, 2011
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      #46

      Oh yeah, and I DEFINITELY would never marry a man who bragged about how much “pussy” he gets because A) it’s obviously a bullshit lie and B) it’s TRASHY.

  • Swanzy
    January 14, 2011
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    #47

    Stop your blogging about how many guys you just boinked, and get in the damn kitchen and make me a sandwhich.. bitch.

    • Swarles
      January 21, 2011
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      #48

      AMEN! Sluts wouldn’t be sluts and try to defend themselves if they just stayed in the kitchen.

      • Ms.Controversial
        May 16, 2011
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        #49

        this is why men and women never come to an understanding GET BACK OUT IN THE BATTLEFIELD SOLDIER!!! YOU’RE FIGHTING FOR THE WOMEN IN THE KITCHEN!!!! (black ops my ass)

  • shoegal
    January 14, 2011
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    #50

    O M G…are you fo real??
    heads up women don’t want to marry dirty little manboys who think its cool to fuck around & somehow ‘cool’ & then diss them afterwards either…
    grow a pair…
    anyone who sleeps around to much for too long is going to feel a bit shit about themselves eventually….not rocket science…anyone = males or females…
    men/women are different…thank god!!
    vive la difference!! i love being a woman & i like the men in my life to be men…not shitheads…i will agree on one thing seems a lot more young girls these days are acting like many boys always have done ie fuck around…self esteem issues maybe…for whatever reason they are doing it…they are doing nothing worse (probably the worse for drink) than many many males have done since forever! i hope this is a trend that ends soon…not b/c i want to preach – their own bodies they’re frree to do whatever they want to do wth them…BUT i hope they come to realise that the power of a woman…her self esteem…self image…self respect…self confidence ..comes from within HERSELF…you don’t have to act like a man to get it.

  • 909
    January 16, 2011
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    #51

    i think this article is shit. the reason these thoughts came up on the authors head imo is the fact that if women stop putting their pussies up on a pedestal than men having fucked 50 girls no longer accomplished a monumental feat.
    personally i dont consider slut a derogatory term, neither do i think it has anything to do with self esteem, self image or all the selfs that were henceforth mentioned. if someone can wear the slut label with pride, than i say good for her/him, it takes loads of self words to do that.

    • Side
      January 16, 2011
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      #52

      So you tell us that your vaginas so beaten up it’s like having sex with a cheap leather hand bag

  • aera
    January 16, 2011
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    #53

    I don’t think this is a double standard, simply a misconception of the idels of a modern women. You have implied it is important for women to get married and to find love. You have implied that women want flowers, dinners, frills and gimicks to go along with their relationships. Those things are simply not true anymore. Women have enough freedom to be economicaly independant,and the family structure and dating rituals are no longer important.

    Women may be becoming more promiscuous because they no longer feel pressured to settle down, they now have a choice as to whom they want to be with and for what reasons. Basicaly, their is no reason for the modern women to want flowers, to want to be fed, to be proficient in cooking and cleaning, or to generaly fit any of the feminen roles in a relationship, because we no longer depend on men to provide for us.

    This is also why men do not like promiscuous women. Women who do not care about marriage and conventional relationships are generaly dominant. They are not the stereotypical submissive woman, which throws the balance of power off in a relationship. Guys are naturaly intimidated by a woman who threatens their masculinity and leadership role within the family. The main way for men to deal with this threat in our culture is to put these women down with derogitory terms and to associate their sexual promiscuity with other negative traits which they feel do not extend to their own promiscuity.

    In that way, yes their is a double standard, but it is an understandable one in the case of men because they are simply trying to maintain a balanced family structure and gender roles that have been the norm throughout history. Personaly, I still would never consider dating a man who used derogitory terms against a woman, because if I met a man who’s insecurities about their dominance made them treat others poorly, with or without merrit, I’d assume them much to primitive in thinking for my taste.

    • Scavengergirl
      January 18, 2011
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      #54

      aera – What you’ve written is far too reasonable to be posted here, you must be a femnazi, you know, a woman who stands up for herself and her opinions, that some folks don’t agree with but cannot counter in any intelligent way, so they resort to putting you down with derogatory terms..

      I hope one single person reads your post and a light clicks on inside, and maybe, just maybe they shed that light onto someone else.

    • Stacey
      January 18, 2011
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      #55

      Wow, very well said. I especially agree with what you said about the type of man that puts down promiscuous women being primitive. I was just thinking that myself when I read this article. For some reason, men feel the need to dominate and be the best at everything in their lives. If a woman threatens that, they can’t handle it. I think deep down, men that think this way are still pissed because a woman brought them into this world and dominated them until they were old enough to care for themselves, thus they have a deep seated resentment toward all women.

  • Yum
    January 16, 2011
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    #56

    This article makes me so happy I came out as a lesbian early. Now I don’t have to put up with stupid men and their weird insistence on buying me food because they think a 20 dollar meal means sex.
    Sure this is written to be funny. Plenty of men aren’t like this. But this definitely doesn’t help a man’s case for being narrow minded and unable to think past their own penis.

    Oh Debra, thank you. Thank you thank you thank you.

  • steph
    January 16, 2011
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    #57

    I am a woman and I totally agree with this article. Its stupid how girls go around running their mouth about how many guys they took on last night. Who the fuck cares!? Grow up. I’m sorry your daddy didnt love you but going around sleeping with every guy that breathes will not make that better! Keep your damn clothes ON and get a fucking job

  • Scavengergirl
    January 18, 2011
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    #58

    Why are girls striving to be ‘slutty’? Take one look at your website. Then look at the other million websites just like this. They think it’s what you want.
    Look in the mirror and you’ll see the root of most of societies problems. Then go fuck yourself.

    • Stacey
      January 18, 2011
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      #59

      Right on. Most women are out there trying to please men, and be what they think men want them to be. I think a lot of women sleep around in the hopes that they’ll find love and acceptance.

  • concept
    January 18, 2011
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    #60

    u know girls.. men jst wants u all to b greedy in terms of sex in exchange of few drinks or feel ok being pimp.
    but in longterm it only girls who suffers.
    its only in your hands to get out of this short term momentary enjoyment….

  • Stacey
    January 18, 2011
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    #61

    Aw, this article is so cute. Men are so adorable. They must fabricate whatever their tiny brains can manage in order to maintain their fragile egos. Everyone knows women have more sex because 9 times out of 10, we’re far more attractive than men. That’s why there is such a high market for porn mags and movies…they feed poor mens’ fantasies about beautiful women they’ll never have. And for the record, men can be just as slutty as women. It’s not a turn-on for us to hear that you’ve banged X amount of women in your lifetime. Men are just as insecure as women, and try to have as much sex as possible to compensate for their low self-esteem. That goes both ways, gentlemen. I don’t think anyone should air their dirty laundry, but honestly, how many articles have you read by women bashing men about their sex lives?

    • srsly
      January 18, 2011
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      #62

      srsly? Women have more sex than man? From the context here, sex in this article means intercourse between a man and a woman. How can women have more sex when every sex requires a man and a woman? Get educated, please.
      And about pretty girls, yeah, i agree, pretty girls may have a lot of sex. But, are you pretty? What is the percentage of pretty girls?
      We have tiny brains, but we can’t find yours under microscope.

    • Truth
      January 27, 2011
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      #63

      Stacey,

      Firstly, I understand what you’re trying to say about women “having more sex”, despite the mathematical errors already pointed out by ‘srsly’. If one man and one woman were to challenge one another as to who could have more sex, the woman would win every time. It has nothing to do with attractiveness as you seem to believe, but rather the fact that all women are in charge of the social and physical dynamic. Socially, it is women who respond to our advances, be they positive or negative. Physically (and legally), women are also in charge because we can’t force sex upon you unless we want a lengthy jail sentence. A woman could say to herself before going out “I am gonna fuck a guy tonight” and she will if she really wants to. Due to the points I’ve already outlined, a man cannot do the same thing. To fit this within the key/lock analogy: All men have keys and all women have locks. However, there are only female locksmiths.

      Secondly, I agree with your assertion that it is not a turn-on to hear we’ve banged heaps of girls. I don’t wanna hear it from women I’m with the same way they don’t wanna hear it from me. But the way I see it can be summed up with this: A person who’s had a lot of sex doesn’t need to say they’ve had a lot of sex.

      Thirdly, men are just as insecure as women on a very general scale. Compensation for low self esteem is not why people – male and female – have lots of sex. I’m a confident male and I just enjoy sex, plain and simple. There’s no deep-seeded subconscious need to validate myself through sexual congress with random women.

      Lastly, the article, although “primitive” to some, is very accurate about the mindset of a lot of guys I know, myself included. Double standards like this are always going to exist and it’s mainly due to the patriarchal society in which we live. However, on a smaller scale, the key thesis holds true for both genders: no one wants a whore/slut/”manwhore” as their boyfriend/girlfriend.

  • Bazz
    January 18, 2011
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    #64

    Bragging about sexual conquests is boring, tacky, lacking in grace, ugly and ultimately stupifying.

    From both men and women.

  • Minx
    January 18, 2011
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    #65

    Having sex is not what makes anyone a slut (men and women) having sex with a bunch of people makes you a slut. and yeah it’s a double edged sword but that will always stay the same. and to tell you the truth i hate slutty girls because i feel like they make us all look bad I’ve lost friends because they couldn’t keep there legs closed and i didn’t want to be lumped in with them. i enjoy sex as much as any man if not more but i chose to treat my body like an exclusive club with very few members rather then a public park like other people.

  • spyece
    January 19, 2011
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    #66

    lol this is funny, and looks like someone has done his homework on sluts :P

  • morgino
    January 19, 2011
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    #67

    Speaking as a 39 year old single fella I couldn’t have said it better. Trust me sluts, alot of your dirty past will come back to bite you. Some guys dont care, alot do. Who wants to have a relationship with a girl who, when you walk into a room guy smirk and tell their friends ” I banged that chick and she was filthy.”
    BTW all those girls that say they dont need a man and want to go fuck all over the place, I have seen those same women later in life. It’s pathetic

  • asiabrew
    January 19, 2011
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    #68

    This article is pointless. In my experience I’ve seen women who have slept with 2 -3 men called sluts.

    “Slut” is the last ditch effort some loser will throw at a chick in order to win an argument. Sleep with less or more men, you’re still gonna have that word thrown at you.

    And that “key/ lock” metaphor never addressed this question What if your key is just opening a lock of shitty locks?

    Bottom line though: If you’re defining yourself through how many people you’ve banged, you’re a tacky, classless and lame person. Hearing someone brag about their exploits is annoying whether you’re a chick or a dude.

    If you’re taking care of yourself, being careful, having fun, handling your business and not announcing it to the world like a highschool freshman after getting to 2nd base for the first time: Enjoy

  • Sammich Consumer
    January 19, 2011
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    #69

    LOL whores. cry more.

    inb4 “OHMYGOSH YOU SO IGNANT AND SEXIST LYK GOSH”

  • lucy
    January 19, 2011
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    #70

    As I read all this posts I shaking my head. It so amazing how women degrade themselves now in days. They think that been with so many man is a wonderful thing to do. But let me tell you that yes, it is every woman’s dream to get married and someone there… But is is also every man’s dream to find a nice girl. Been independent is not been a slot like many woman think, it is been able to provide for yourself and not having to depend on the man to do everything for you. As a women I have been criticize so many times even by my own friends because of the way I think. As a men or a women you create a reputation that you are going to carry for the rest of your life. As women we don’t need to open our legs to get attention from guys or give it for a meal… only a true man will stick around and see what you are about.

  • the pope
    January 19, 2011
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    #71

    i lost the game…

  • Fair Male
    January 20, 2011
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    #72

    Most sluts make better wives in the end then the quiet goody goodies. Careful guys, your grandmas, mums, sisters and wives could have been and still are sluts while your future wives could turn out to be greater sluts.

  • victoria
    January 21, 2011
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    #73

    its a shame i must admit for so mainy girls now to be sluts. im 21 only had sex with 2 ppl only 2! both have been long term relationships. it is a shame tho all these teen girls thinking there hot shit when by the time there 25 it will be like tossing a hot dog in a hallway. i will admit for us chicks its easy to get some right now i could go out say a few words and bam im laid but i have more respect for myself than that. so all yall little bitches who are doing this and complaining shut the fuck up and its not sexist cuz im a chick and i agree!

  • ollie
    January 23, 2011
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    #74

    The assumption that girls should try and keep their shag total low in order to encourage guys to ‘pick up the tab’ is cringeworthy…

    I may be a slut, but I’m not a whore, and if I were then I’d just print up a price list and get the money in cash.

    At the end of the day we’re not all about what we can get out of a guy….I can buy my own damn lunch, but I’ve found that sex is better when it involves two (or more) people.

    • Common Sense
      January 26, 2011
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      #75

      Ollie – real men understand that even if you didn’t have a job a woman could buy or make her own lunch and pretty much anything else in the world even sex & probably better then when a guy does. Especially it seems most males on this blog lol but in the end & for survival as you said it’s better with two. Any guy who complaints about something like buying dinner is not worth your time. Its your body do what you want with it for whatever you choose we all must live with our choices and not just sexual ones. We only live once have fun & enjoy it. If a guy complaints especially before sex even comes into play he’s not going to please you remotely LOL.

  • MARKxTHExLINES
    January 28, 2011
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    #76

    its all MTV’s fault.
    those fuckers ruined an entire generation.

    and i don’t mind sluts. sluts are easy.
    i still get my dick wet in the end.

  • zeee
    February 3, 2011
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    #77

    But what about the people that read said blogs?

  • Elle
    February 4, 2011
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    #78

    So… men want to get laid as often as possible, but women who get laid frequently are bad. I’m not going to comment on double standards- just lack of logic.

  • Sara
    February 6, 2011
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    #79

    This post is incredibly sexist.

  • Smarter than you
    February 8, 2011
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    #80

    The post is right on. A girl that has sex with 50 guys a year and gives it away for free will never get a decent husband.
    Then again, the man who sleeps with 50 sluts a year will never make a decent husband.
    One of the benefits of modern society: the trash sticks with the trash. Too bad my taxes just need to pay for that sh*t once they breed.

  • Jane
    February 8, 2011
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    #81

    “You rarely have to pickup drink tabs, buy dinner, or even make an effort to go out with someone of the opposite sex. ”

    Excuse me? I’ve been in a committed realationship for a long time, and I know some perfectly nice sluts, and some prostitutes…

    Ask any woman who dates guys under 40. They never do these chivalris things for us. Theres no reason to hold out so a guy will be nice to you- the actual nice ones will be nice whether you fuck them the first time or the fitfth

  • Jon
    February 8, 2011
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    #82

    first off, most of the guys committing on this all seem to have the “i’m a lil immature 14 yr old ‘ mentality,, i real man does not sleep around with dozens of women, a real man does how to please his woman so she will not sleep around on him,, also a real man would not care about his ladies past because they are each others,.. the biggest problem is we society/humans as a whole has lost its sense of ethics and morality, we see what the celebrities( using the term loosely) are doing and try to imitate them,, if we actually step back and take a good hard look at the world you will see ,, hey there is a reason there are more people infected with some form of an STD, there is a reason you are seeing more and more grils getting pregnant in high school, it is because humans as a society has failed at learning from our mistakes, instead we go with hey they are doing it so why not us,, and for those that are now clasifying people like Paris Hilton as a celebrity i mean give me a break a spoiled little anorexic billionaires daughter that made to news by being a whore, and having a sex tape, and this is who we let our daughters idolize, also with the way guys are i mean give me a break yes sex is nice and wonderful but it shoudl not be the only thing that permiates your mind or phliosophy on women, need to look at thier personality not their tits and a**, guys grow balls and get some freaking honor in your self, thinking that chivalry is a dead or worthless attribute to have shows how far we have fallen and is pathetic,, also with society this whole NSA relationships and what we call “f*ckbuddies” this shows how ignorant we are, thinking that there is actually such a thing a “No Strings Attached” is like say George Bush Jr is intelligent, everything we do has a consequence or reaction,

    it is time society wakes up and gets a clue before we destroy ourselves, hint look at what happened to the persian, greek, and roman empires when they lost their ideals on morality and ethics, they crumbled and fail

  • PJC
    February 9, 2011
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    #83

    I love all the women who go into a frenzy about this article- “WHAT?! I can’t be a whore! Screw you asshole, I’ll be a whore if I want to be a whore!”. Think about what you’re defending. There are decent men in the world who don’t screw women in the triple digits. You might find one, you might not. But what it comes down to is women are going to show the physical signs of being rode hard and hung out to dry before any man will. I’m sorry, bitch at your supreme maker, because your vagina getting stretched out and fucked up is his fault and your fault, not something man gave you. Women are supposed to be sacred and this has been a philosophy the prudish American culture since the pilgrims were fornicating in New England. America is not sex crazed, they’re self absorbed. Most of the rest of the world got over this shit about 500 years ago. 90% of you will marry a man who occasionally dreams of sleeping with a porn star, and of them 50% will be thankful everyday he married the responsible and hard working women he did. Sorry for the rest of you. In the end men kill shit and brag, women knit sweaters. Most importantly together we conceive children…which I highly advise most of you to NOT do.

  • Random Guy
    February 10, 2011
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    #84

    A guy will want to feel like when sleeping with a girl he has achieved something, something he can boast about. if a girl has slept with lots of guys, then its not impressive. if shes a virgin, then it is considered impressive.

    on the other hand, girls normally like popular guys – guys become popular by sleeping with alot of girls. therefore girls always seem to go for guys that have had alot of experience.

    just from my personal experience this seems to be how things play out, and you can argue all you want and yes its a double standard but guys will find it much easier to find a women if they have slept around alot than a women would in the same situation. thats fact. your’ll find the occasional guy that maybe wont care, but you know.

  • PJC
    February 10, 2011
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    #85

    ^^

    Women like to change dirty whorey men.

  • Required: Name
    February 10, 2011
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    #86

    Some of these chicks belong n sluts-are-us.com. And the guys could be featured on sleezymen.me. Wow!

  • Rain
    February 11, 2011
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    #87

    Honestly, in my opinion. I agree with this article 95%

    I am not being sexist, ladies, I am a girl too. But what you should really see in this article is that many girls now-a-days are very … well… slutty.

    I don’t mind a man who had quite a few sexual flings, or whatever, but as long as I know that he really loves me, I would give him a chance of being in a relationship with me.

    I am not the kind of girl who would do these things, mentioned in this article. Infact, I know many girls who are like this who even try to coax me into this. And honestly, it is just not my style to dress like a whore, speak like in public like one by swearing in every sentence to look tough, and I don’t give the air of wanting to screw anything that moves.

    I really dislike girls who are like this, and honestly, I see many of them, and they accumulate all the more as years pass by.

    My acquaintances, note that I didn’t say friends, have complained numerous times why they cannot meet a decent guy, while I can. I didn’t want to hurt her feelings but I did leave a few hints along the way.

    The reason why I meet decent guys, or atleast ex-bad boys who are now looking for a serious relationship or just actual friendship, is because like I said, I don’t talk, walk, act, nor dress up like one.

    I value my privacy and I value being at home or going out with friends by eating out. Honestly, I tried going to nightclubs, a total of twice my whole life, I’m 20 now, but I just really don’t like it.

    Those acquaintances of mine do exactly the opposite of what I do. They love going to nightclubs AND dress as if they were hired by the actual club to invite more drunk visitors inside.

    I am not just siding with the men, ladies…

    and dear men, I know many of you will grow out of this stage, and yes I know deep inside many of you are actual gentleman.

    I know for a fact that if you respect yourself, people will respect you as much. If you respect them, they will respect you just as much as well.

    I know this for a fact as my classmates who were quite in the wildside back in HS, talk and act differently to me than they do with my other classmates. I can see the respect and the kindness as well.

    So ladies who fall under this article’s category, have some respect for yourself.
    Learn from your mistakes and others.

    I am in a very happy relationship, and I thank heavens that I was not affected by such promiscuity.

    But yes, I do agree with some comments here.

    If you like being promiscuous, by all means have fun… it is your life. BUT NEVER EVER try to FUCK a man who’s committed.

    If you plan on looking forward to an actual relationship, the sooner you stop the better.

    For those girls who wait, and respect themselves, good on you!

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