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4 Reasons Being An Internet Slut Isn’t As Cool As You Think

Posted November 22nd, 2010 at 1:54 pm by

It’s cool to be a whore and write about it: Wait what? Yea, for some reason, it’s becoming a trend to get your pudding pounded by a ridiculous amount of guys, write about it, and score hi-5′s from other sluts on the Internet.

What used to be a frowned upon walk of shame is now being used as a way to get attention and praise.  How adorable.  There will never be a female Tucker Max, stop trying.  I’ll explain why in the conclusion.

For now, let’s take a look at why boasting about your “empowering” slutty lifestyle isn’t as cool as you might think.  (Yes, I’m looking directly at you ladies – using the term loosely – who have a .blogspot domain and are desperate for attention).

You Gain Zero Social Status

Despite what you may think after you get those first few virtual fist bumps, airing your dirty laundry makes you look completely retarded.  Let’s take the Duke Whore for example:

“I regret it with all my heart. I would never intentionally hurt the people that are mentioned on that.”

While this young lady certainly got her 15 minutes, the price she paid wasn’t really worth the reputation of an entire school and a handful of athletes. After all the jizz was wiped away, she still had egg all over her face when her detailed slut journal went public.

Making Fun Of Cock Size? Karma Will Own You

Before you start typing about the size of the latest cock you gobbled, ask yourself these two simple questions:

  1. Is my vagina tight?
  2. Has my cooter ever smelled funny during a hookup?

If the answer to either one of these is “I don’t know” then you should probably shut the fuck up.  You wouldn’t want to read about how the smell of your axe wound made someone dry heave would you?  If we want to know about cock size, we will ask a professional.

There Is No Prince Charming

Do you think you can bang 50 guys, write about it, and still find a man who will treat you like gold?  No.  Men want to get laid.  We’ll do what it takes.  And if it’s good, we’ll continue to do so.  Do you really think anyone is going to open doors, buy flowers, or cook dinner for someone who just gave it to an entire frat house for free?  Do yourself a favor and give us the answer that every other girl gives us: “I’ve only been with 3 guys, but I made them wait a really long time.”  Yea we know it’s bullshit, but at least we won’t feel like chumps after we read about the jizz sundae an entire football team gave you.

Master Key Analogy

Why is it cool for guys to sleep with a lot of girls, but when a girl does it she is considered a slut?  A wise man once said:

“A key that can open many locks is called a master key, but a lock that can be opened by many keys is a shitty lock.”

/fucking thread

Conclusion: It will never be funny to make a f*ck book, size chart, or a man meter if you are a female.  Double standard?  Fuck yea.  But look at it this way.  You rarely have to pickup drink tabs, buy dinner, or even make an effort to go out with someone of the opposite sex.   Would you really trade that all in so that your peers might look at you as a pimp?  No. Thus, you should not get the hi-5′s or fist bumps for laying on your back and saying “OK”. Men and women are different. You need to accept this fact.

So before you start a site bragging about how you bang pro athletes, you should ask yourself if the end reward is worth it.  A prostitute is at least making money while she’s getting used up, a slut with a blog is just a slut with a blog.

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211 Comments
  • ralf. J
    February 12, 2011
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    #1

    this thread is crazy..lol..but im a 20 yr old male who actually waited, im still a virgin, and i have a girl friend…my personal preference; i would never want to be with a girl who has slept around….im not tryin to look down on anyone but…that jus disgusts me in a real crazy way..i would i wanna put my stuff where every one else has been yet alone marry a girl who has done it with every one..personally being as though i saved my self, and chose to save my virginity for the person that im going to marry. im gonna look for some one who has done the same…but Guys if you have slept around with everyone, don’t expect to find a girl who doesn’t . cus quite frankly if you have been a slut your self..you should have no problem marrying one….technically it’s what you deserve.lol

    • Rain
      February 13, 2011
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      #2

      I liked your reply Ralf. :)

      I think I forgot to focus on the side of the argument where it also focuses on men sleeping around with everyone.

      • John
        February 26, 2011
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        #3

        What about the master key’s analogy?

    • Sahn
      February 22, 2011
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      #4

      yeahh thats not entirely true. i know plenty of guys that went around during highschool and college and are now dating/married to girls that are virgins.

    • sabrina guirado
      March 12, 2011
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      #5

      Nice comment=)

    • Ann
      March 17, 2011
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      #6

      ralf J. I can’t begin to tell you how refreshing it is to hear a guy acknowledge that there should be no double standard when it comes to sexuality. The guys who are man sluts should be content to settle down with girl who have also slept around just as they have. A guy who has waited is also worthy of a girl who has waited as he has. Not saying that this is the way it HAS to be, but guys who try to bang every girl that they can should not think that they DESERVE any better than what they have been. Best wishes to you and your girlfriend. (Love your ending comment, so true)!

  • ROger
    February 13, 2011
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    #7

    OK.. where the the sense of these people go to? lol

  • Anonymous
    February 16, 2011
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    #8

    “Thus, you should not get the hi-5?s or fist bumps for laying on your back and saying ok.”

    Should one really CONDEMN them for it to the extent our society does, though? Gender difference aside, it’s awfully hypocritical that people tend to condemn a girl for letting a guy have sex with her more so than the guy who wanted to have sex with her in the first place.

    This isn’t to say there aren’t times that girls are applauded for having sex or guys are condemned for it, but they do seem to be rarer than the other way around, despite that sex between a guy and a girl obviously involved a decision by both the guy and the girl.

  • Monica
    February 16, 2011
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    #9

    HELL NO! XD It’s nasty for BOTH guys AND girls to be slutty. I wouldnt want a guy that has slept around?? screw that. this post is sexist, and one sided. Guys can be nasty sluts too. Just because you have a dick doesn’t make you any less susceptible to STDs, or being plain NASTY.

    • Lizzybear
      February 18, 2011
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      #10

      I like you. We should be internet friends.

    • Ceal
      February 19, 2011
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      #11

      This is not about STDs, it’s about social perspective. The post/article/whatever you want to call it doesn’t even say it’s ok for guys to do it. It says why society will be a lot harsher on girls for doing all those things. You think it’s nasty for both? I might agree, but it’s not what this writing is about.

    • Jason
      February 21, 2011
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      #12

      Actually, men are less susceptible to STDs unless they’re homosexually catching… but you’re right that it doesn’t make them any less nasty for sleeping around.

      • Fair
        May 16, 2011
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        #13

        that is partially true it most likely for a guy to be a carrier due to higher sustainability of the human body. You still contract the disease but you are just a carrier.

  • nick0McBrain
    February 19, 2011
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    #14

    If a chick is just looking for sex and nothing more, than whether or not guys respect her and want to treat her special is probably really irrelevant to her. :/

  • silvy
    March 9, 2011
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    #15

    yes !!!

  • lucy
    March 25, 2011
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    #16

    i like the blog called

    It Isn’t Slutty If You’re Wearing Pearls

  • MIlena
    April 27, 2011
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    #17

    This is veryyyyy trueee!
    CONGRATS!

  • JOHN
    May 11, 2011
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    #18

    ACTUALLY EVERYONE ABOVE WANTS TO B IN SAME SHELL TO BECOME TRIED & TESTED. ONLY WHAT MATTERS IS THE TRUE ACCEPTANCE.

  • Ms.Controversial
    May 16, 2011
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    #19

    I see the point in this article but it seems as if this whole entire perfection image for women is set to a high standard. I agree that PEOPLE shouldn’t post their sexual experiences online because it’s well… 1. disgusting and 2. rude. Back to the topic, a lot of people don’t understand when a subject like this comes up is that ‘every girl should be pure no matter what but men get a choice’. The master key analogy is (to me) FUCKING RETARDED by far. This analogy comes to show you that without sluts in this world; men would either be ‘jacking off’, raping women, or just clinging onto something ridiculous (like you guys demonstrate on Youtube). With every good person there will be at least three trashy people to weigh out the difference. So please when you post a blog about online sluts target men too.

    • laneyann
      June 30, 2011
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      #20

      i agree with you completely!

  • Mac
    May 26, 2011
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    #21

    A gentleman never kisses and tells, nor should a lady but then again, this article isn’t about gentlemen or ladies.

  • nikesaleonline
    June 1, 2011
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    #22

    A gentleman never kisses and tells, nor should a lady but then again, this article isn’t about gentlemen or ladies.

  • TDKFAN281
    June 18, 2011
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    #23

    I gotta be honest, im a virgin, but this whole girls should be promiscuous thing is really bullshit, mainly cause whats wrong with a girl who likes to fuck? why does society see it as something wrong? maybe cause most people are retards, but hell ive got a friend, she sleeps around and sometimes speaks of it openly, with both guys and girls, and i couldnt be more proud, whats wrong with a girl having lots of sex? hell guys do it why cant girls?

  • Sita
    July 3, 2011
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    #24

    This website is so true. Not always but yes, guys get rewarded for sex while girls get called sluts. How is this sexist ? Because men and women should be treated equally . But thats not what this article is about. It’s about why being a slut isn’t cool. It’s not . I’ve met my fair share of sluts, and I’d just like to say i really hope when they get married they get someone just as whorish as themselves. To be honest, me myself, wouldn’t like to be in bed with someone who sleeps with all of the girls. And I think I seak for most girl virigins too . (just assuming no offense to anyone who would)

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