“Make me a sammich.”
“Why aren’t you in the kitchen?”
“Tits or GTFO.”

I’m going to think twice before using any of these phrases again, even if the girl is a total n00b. Forrest Jamison of Ottumwa will probably agree with me.

After making some derogatory comments on the internet about 25 year old Breana Greathouse, he thought that he would call it a day after some successful trolling. Unfortunately, Breana raged hard and decided she was going to grab a gun and pay Forrest a small visit.

Police said Greathouse traveled from Kansas City early Wednesday to allegedly kill Jamison because she believed that he made derogatory postings about her on the internet.

Police arrested Breana when she had the gun in her hand, but she did not bust any caps into the internet troll.

Wait it gets better. Apparently, Breana’s mother was not too happy about the comments either, so she started calling his home to harass him. 50 year old Susan Greathouse was arrested Thursday morning in Ottumwa.

The mother posted bond late Thursday morning.

Her daughter, Breana Greathouse, is still being held in the Wapello County Jail on $35,000 cash only bond.

OK, not to be a dick but you ladies got trolled right off the internet. To top it off you got jail time. Haven’t you ever heard the saying “Don’t feed the troll?”