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Avatar Gets a Porn Parody

Posted October 4th, 2010 at 12:28 am by

You knew it was bound to happen, and it couldn’t have come soon enough.  The folks over at Hustler are calling it ‘This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D’ (Very NSFW link) and it will be around 2 hours of Na’vi ball sacks slapping up against tight blue asses. The perv in me is happy, but the nerd in me has already fapped twice to the screen shots alone.

No cost was spared and no detail overlooked during the filming of Hustler Video’s This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D. Renowned makeup artist, Lee Garland, was hired to work his magic and create live parody versions of “Avatar” people from what were computer-generated Avatars using prosthetics, wigs and plenty of blue paint. “We used an alcohol-based paint so that it wouldn’t sweat or rub off during the film’s most important scenes,” said Garland. “In fact, I believe we used over forty bottles during the whole production. At more than fifty dollars a bottle, you can imagine what kind of finances went in to airbrushing the actors blue!”

Hustler has just released the movie, and I’m sure you can figure out how to get it using the link above. In the meantime, here is a SFW trailer. I throw ‘SFW’ around pretty loosely though, so if the chick from HR is always in your shit, you should probably wait to watch this.

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