Burglar Gets Owned By 88 Year Old Granny

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You know that your life is pretty much a total fail when you get physically dominated by a woman pushing 90 years of age.

The 88 year old Kathryn Byassee from Kentucky stated that she was in her kitchen at 5 am when someone wearing a pumpkin head mask barged in. Byassee asked what he wanted but the man did not reply. He then grabbed Kathryn and wrestled her into the bedroom. At this point he tried to smother her with a pillow.

Thankfully, Kathryn started to rage hard and showed the perp just how capable she was via heel to the ballsack.

That’s when Byassee says she was “mad enough to do almost anything,” so she kicked him. She says she thinks she “hit a vital spot, and he left.”

I’d like to take this moment to fist bump Mrs. Byassee and also make fun of the pumpkin head idiot who got destroyed.

REGRETFULMORNING Writer
REGRETFULMORNING Writer
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