35 year old Brodrick S. White entered a Houston porn shop on Monday evening at around 8:30 p.m. – Unfortunately, it was the last fap of Brodrick’s life.  He was found on Tuesday afternoon at the novelty store in the 15500 block of the Eastex Freeway near East Sam Houston Parkway about 2 p.m.

fap fap fap fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

Police said White was pronounced dead at the scene, but his body showed no obvious signs of trauma. The Harris County Institute of Forensic Sciences is expected to perform an autopsy to determine White’s cause of death.

I think we can save everyone a lot of time by eliminating foul play. The ‘jerk n’ tug’ can be very physically exhausting at times. Even Brett Michaels blames his latest brain hemorrhage on the Busty Cops.

Just because someone was “whacking“, doesn’t mean they were “whacked.” At least he went out happy right?