Name: Brett
Age (at the time): 18

So last year my Dad got remarried to my new stepmom and when they tied the knot, the mom and daughter moved in with us.  So a few months go by and my dad keeps telling me to be nice to this girl, so I invite her to the senior skip kegger even though she is only a sophomore.

So everyone is getting plowed and as everyone starts passing out we realize that she’s gotta sleep in my Blazer next to me.  Don’t ask me why I did this but as we are getting settled in I go “so do I get a good night kiss?” Without even skipping a beat she’s got her tongue in my mouth.

15 minutes later my mind and load were blown lol. I regret it though because people saw my Blazer rocking and I still get called “In-brett” to this day.

Dear Brett, you fucked your sister, I don’t know why they are making a big deal out of it. Wait…that is a big deal, rofl. If I ever meet you I’m buying you the frostiest beer I can find (that is of course if you can find time out of your sister poking schedule). Also, make sure you invite her.