Regretful Morning

Drunk Guy Dressed As The Incredible Hulk Smashes Up Car

Posted September 21st, 2010 at 12:35 pm by

It’s back to school time in Worcester, so naturally the locals are used to seeing the youngsters play a few pranks. However, instead of stealing a road cone, mooning senior citizens, or toilet papering a house, the teens have really decided to step it up a notch this year.

On Sunday evening Superman was spotted roaming the streets. Then later, at around 3:30 am, the Incredible Hulk decided to Hulk Smash the sunroof of a Ford Fiesta.

Police are now trying to trace the offender, but believe a number of students may have been out dressed as the Marvel Comic character on Sunday evening.

The Hulk isn’t the only one raging today though.  The owners of the Fiesta are furious.  For starters, they haven’t caught the kid, and now the owner has to cough up some cash just so she can get to work and back.

Bev Churchill, aged 52, said she saw a man dressed as Superman and a Thunderbird earlier in the evening. Mrs Churchill said her daughter had been using the car to get to her new job at the Tudor Grange academy in Bilford Road. She said: “You can understand if they go out, have a drink and pick up a traffic cone on their way home, but this is criminal damage and is totally unacceptable. I’m furious. My daughter now has to save up her wages to buy a new car because of some mindless idiot.”

Alright, I’m going to be the first to admit that there is nothing more awesome than watching the Hulk destroy a bunch of sh*t.

But go do it in a junkyard FFS. The economy is butt f*cking everyone more than enough. We don’t need some clown to to go all Ed Norton on our vehicles too.

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6 Comments
  • articles
    September 22, 2010
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    #1

    Maybe he wants an acting roll on the next Hulk movie :)

  • Evology Now
    September 22, 2010
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    #2

    Lol. Maybe it was this guy, pounding his gigantic head on the car: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W1AQg7XZ98

  • the great chef
    September 23, 2010
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    #3

    “You can understand if they go out, have a drink and pick up a traffic cone on their way home, but this is criminal damage and is totally unacceptable. I’m furious. My daughter now has to save up her wages to buy a new car because of some mindless idiot.”

    ok, why does she need to save up to buy a new car? all he did was shatter the sunroof. was there more damage to the car?

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