Regretful Morning

Bryci is so perfect it isn’t even funny (NSFW)

Posted September 24th, 2010 at 5:48 pm by

I’m one of those anti-marriage Grinches.  I don’t see a point in signing a piece of paper which pretty much gives half of your hard earned sh*t away after countless headaches and years you’ll never get back.  However, the first time I saw Bryci I fell in love, and I mean hard.  Even right now while half of you assholes are about to jerk off to the pics I’ve posted, I can only think of wedding bells.  I will marry this girl, and it isn’t the 12.5 MG’s of Ambien talking.

HUGE EDIT

Eric, I should have listened to you, I won’t doubt you again.  The people who own the Bryci pics made me take the gallery down.  umad?  I am.

Anyway, I replaced the pics with a video of Ryan Fox being naughty on the side of the road.  I’m going to ask her for at least one nip slip tomorrow morning, just to help us get through the day. Because honestly, I’m crushed.


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18 Comments
  • ericr64
    September 24, 2010
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    #1

    Is he pre or post op?

    • Jason
      September 25, 2010
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      #2

      Eric, you and I have been through a lot together so it’s hard for me to see you say such things. Back before the spammers destroyed the forums we agreed on almost every single piece of ass that was posted.

      On Saturday nights I never felt like a loser for staying home and jerking off because..well… I knew you’d be right there with me. You have just destroyed that friendship.

      And even if she does have a penis. I’ll be the first in line to buy a set of knee pads.

      • Johnny Cash
        September 25, 2010
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        #3

        Ouch Jason.

        Well…if you need a best man, i’m available. But not on Saturdays.

      • lolk
        September 25, 2010
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        #4

        she does have a dick you fag

      • ericr64
        September 25, 2010
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        #5

        You don’t understand. I have a girlfriend now and she was concerned with the way I was gazing into the boobage. I had to do something rash.
        I would just tuck the stuff off to the side. “If” anything was hanging.

        • Johnny Cash
          September 25, 2010
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          #6

          Does this mean I don’t get to be the best man?

          =(

          • Jason
            September 26, 2010
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            #7

            I think you still can be, but Eric was right. Maybe not about the penis, but he had a bad feeling, and I should have listened.

          • Johnny Cash
            September 27, 2010
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            #8

            DAMNIT not Ryan Fox AGAIN. Although I don’t really understand why…they just made you take it down for no reason?

          • Jason
            September 27, 2010
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            #9

            In short, we were getting shit tons of traffic off of their picture and they weren’t making money. I asked to sign up with the affiliate program but they denied me because he said the site was “too main stream.”

            Dunno man :(

          • Johnny Cash
            September 28, 2010
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            #10

            BEWARE THE BOOB NAZIS!

            “Too main stream?” Well…fuck em. Maybe one day some more pictures of Bryci will turn up that aren’t controlled by the BoobNazis and it will be a happy day in RegretfulMorning once again.

            A man can hope.

  • cox
    September 25, 2010
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    #11

    she’s hot as hell

  • Johnny Cash
    September 25, 2010
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    #12

    @ eric

    Win.

    Anyway…I do have to say, all puns aside, she’s quite good looking. Even with her breasts out, I couldn’t help but look at her face and contemplate what was behind those mysterious eyes and what words those lips had spoken just before that photoshoot, what her dreams and hopes were and the ways that she would accomplish them someday.

    But yes, she has very nice breasts.

  • deez nuts
    September 26, 2010
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    #13

    well damn. guessed I missed this post and now I’m curious what this chick looked like

  • Ryan Fox
    September 28, 2010
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    #14

    Hey, you guys shoulds all be happy–I’m WAY hotter than Bryci. Plus, I’m a lot of fun ;)
    Sending in some nipslip pics and a nipslip video for you guys, too.

  • Stucko
    October 4, 2010
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    #15

    Ryan you’re hot as hell! I wouldn’t go so far as to let your ego kick in and say you’re hotter than Bryci though. Why can’t you just both be hot? If one has to be hotter, Bryci wins.

  • Bryci
    February 23, 2011
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    #16

    Aww thanks :)
    There’s lots of free shiz of me on bryci.org, or my free blog bryci.com/blog.. sorry that the pics had to come down they probably weren’t approved webmaster content that’s why.
    Anyway thanks for the shout out :)
    xxB

  • dionysus
    April 14, 2011
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    #17

    dang – in all my years of perving through the internet, the title of this blog is one of the truest things i’ve ever heard. real shame about that copyright stuff though

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