Name: James
Age (at the time): 24
I have 1 year and half with my girlfriend living with her but i just realise that she sleep before like with 40 guys and she is only 26, what i should do? Im very confused and im just 24 and the girls that i know and had been with more than 15 guys are sluts for me for sure.
I hope the best from you guys , this is serious man.
And she goes to her exboyfriend wedding to Mexico, but she doesn tell me, what should i expect ???
Dear James, this segment is mainly for “regretful stories” but right now I think it’s clear that you need a friend, and more importantly, some good advice.
Cutting right to the chase. Your girlfriend is a whore. Start telling yourself that she is getting fucked by a ton of dudes every day (it makes it easier). Also, the only reason she is going to Mexico is to get stretched out one last time by a man who treated her like shit. You see James; women want what they can’t have. As soon as her ex puts that ring on, her panties will come off. Deal with it, it’s how they are programmed.
Lastly, I don’t understand why it’s so hard for guys like you to reverse the roll. Your GF is getting jizzed in by different dudes, and you turn around and send an email about your feelings. Fucking stop it. Next time you’re plowing that little whore from behind, pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around, slap her in the face and fire a load up her nose. The result should look like somebody just stepped on a cream filled doughnut at a Chinese bakery.
Start fucking more girls, and treat her like garbage. The more you do this, the more she will love you.
Good luck and I hope this helped!
August 4, 2010
#1
Keep nailing her…get in some serious practice/experimentation over a couple of months. But in the meantime start looking elsewhere. At the end of it you’ll be a stallion in bed….hopefully without an STI…. Trombone one other girl and the word will resonate around all the poontang in the land.
August 4, 2010
#2
Sage advise.
August 5, 2010
#3
THIS IS THE FUCKING WORST ADVICE EVER ANY BASTARD WHO WOULD DO THAT TO ANY WOMAN, EVEN A WHORE THAT WAS CHEATING ON HIM, NEEDS TO HAVE HIS BALLS RIPPED OFF HARD!!! AND YES I CAN DO THAT!!!!! MEN HOLD WOMEN TO IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS, THINKING THEY CAN BE MAN WHORES BUT WOMEN CANT DO ANYTHING!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? IF YOU ARE A MAN, FIND A WOMAN YOU TRULY LOVE AND THE SEX WILL BE GREAT AND YOU’LL HAVE A GREAT LIFE. IF YOU ARENT PLEASING HER LIKE YOU SHOULD, RESEARCH WAYS TO GIVE HER AN ORGASM!!!! WOMEN SHOULD TAKE THE SAME ADVICE FOR THEIR MEN!!! AND THIS WEBSITE IS FOR DOGS AND PIGS ANYWAY!!!!! ENJOY YOUR STDS YOU DIRTY FUCKS!!!!!!!!!! (p.s. its all good if you take advice and stop being pigs tho…)
August 5, 2010
#4
this is a humor website! Don’t take everything so seriously.
August 5, 2010
#5
Actualwomanwithabrain – your brain must be small because that comment looks like it was written by a 2nd grader.
August 5, 2010
#6
To anactualwoman….You sound like a real sour bitch. When you girls turn into sluts and start flinging your stanky disease ridden cunts around any dick that will stuff it, any retribution you receive is justified. This guy totally needs to ass fist that nasty cumdumpster of a girlfriend. You know what you call that worthless piece of skin around a pussy? A woman.
August 6, 2010
#7
I like the first guys comment. Yes, poractice all that wierd stuff you always wanted to try until she leaves! LOL. Bang away!
August 29, 2010
#8
Tbh guys, just because she has slept with 40 men don’t mean shit. And ‘anactualwomanwithabrain’ is right. We sleep with guys and then get called whores but you can sleep with as many women ever and don’t get stig? Fuck that shit. Plus, she’s is 26 for fucks sake. That’s like… say she lost it at 16, one every 3 months? So grow a pair of fucking balls and deal with it. It’s only sex for fucks sake. Doesn’t make her a whore. And why should you even care? That’s in her past, theres fuck all she can do about it now is there, so get over it, you sad sad man.
And using this girl now for sex is fucking ridiculos. Just go get a prostitute for that shit. THEY LIKE IT.
HOWEVER, on a lighter note, that chinese cream doughnut comment, made me LOL. Alot. HIGH FUCKING FIVE.
That is all.
September 26, 2010
#9
the last bit of advice about firing one up her nose is the best advice ive ever heard. you need to write more articles like this they are effing hahalarious
December 13, 2010
#10
LMAO! Jesus guys….grow up will you? Gotta love double standards….