I’ve only seen one of the Twilight movies, and it was f*cking awful. Since then, I’ve had to chop wood everyday, work on hot rods, chew tobacco, and watch Predator…just to get my man card back. Thankfully someone came out with a Twilight version that guys can watch without looking like they failed gay test.
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This lazy mom has 5 kids and a dog and she can’t seem to stop shitting out babies. Because of this, she thinks she doesn’t have to pay back her… Read MoreRead more