Regretful Morning

The Perfect Girlfriend

Posted July 28th, 2010 at 12:06 pm by

This is one of the luckiest guys in the world.

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  • GreekStarâ„¢
    July 30, 2010
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    #1

    cool girl ..

    • Skip Flapjack
      December 31, 2010
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      #2

      Although, after some consideration, it could very well be a dude. A worky-outy, protein-quaffing guy. Still, to each there own…

      • max
        January 26, 2011
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        #3

        wow… thanks for ruining that

        • your mom
          March 1, 2011
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          #4

          for real

        • some guy
          May 13, 2011
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          #5

          why is it now ruined for you?

          is the thought of a male/male friendship so disgusting for you?

          what i read here is someone loves someone else very much. so much this person is doing everything for the other.

      • Dont ruin good things
        March 26, 2011
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        #6

        What the hell is wrong with you?

      • PootsOnNewts
        May 8, 2011
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        #7

        glad im not the only one who thought that

  • lily
    August 8, 2010
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    #8

    Damn how much food does this guy need? Lasagna, fruit strips, protein bars, and pizzas.

  • e
    August 15, 2010
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    #9

    fake

  • Anon
    August 29, 2010
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    #10

    I call shenanigans. No girl would offer oral publicly on a sticky note like that. Unless they get paid for it.

    • jason
      September 25, 2010
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      #11

      ever heard of leaving sticky notes on a home fridge? no? hmmm must still be living with your parents.

      • Really?
        October 17, 2010
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        #12

        He is definitely living with the parents and undeniably a virgin. His comment was very stupid and I am still laughing at the ignorance.

    • BadBob
      September 25, 2010
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      #13

      You all need to find new lovers. My girlfriend is happy to service me and loves to leave me notes to find during my day. The best part is when she tells me all of the nasty things she wants to do to me. If your lover is not letting you know how much they want you, I would be looking for a new one.
      P.S. Find one that loves to give head..

      • PIMPN
        October 29, 2010
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        #14

        find one that loves to give head…. OR train her.

      • Strangepepe
        November 20, 2010
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        #15

        Did you really just use the word “service” ?? LMao……what a loser.

    • shannon
      November 16, 2010
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      #16

      i disagree.. i say stuff like that to my fiance all the time… believe it or not, some girls actually enjoy it… i wouldnt show it like this on the internet, but i certainly write dirty notes like this :)

  • habomir
    September 23, 2010
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    #17

    what the hell is a fruit strip hahahahaha

    • Walrus
      October 18, 2010
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      #18

      A banana or orange that peels its skin for money to pay their way through junior college.

      • Eulb
        October 21, 2010
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        #19

        I lol’d

  • mvs1c
    September 24, 2010
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    #20

    I call ‘psycho’ on this one

  • Junior Sample
    September 24, 2010
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    #21

    *cough* bullshit! *cough*

  • Dave
    September 24, 2010
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    #22

    No girl would offer head like that… but a gay guy would. Thus, I reckon this is actually from one gay guy to his boyfriend. The mystery of the enthusiastic-blower is solved!

    • Chris J
      October 17, 2010
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      #23

      If this is guy to guy, the meaning of ‘protein bar in the bottom’ could change drastically.

    • Really?
      October 17, 2010
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      #24

      Wow, you people posting here must be very sexually secluded. What do you mean “no girl would offer head like that”? That is a stupid thing to say when you’ve obviously never experienced a sexually fit woman. And the fact that you know a “gay guy would” shows that you shouldn’t even be commenting on what women would do because you have no clue.

      • kl
        December 31, 2010
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        #25

        You are obviously compensating with all those comments Really? Grow up.

  • amanda
    September 24, 2010
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    #26

    this is a perfect girlfriend? LOL i’m flattered. i leave notes like that for my boyfriend all the time and if you guys haven’t found a girl that’s that “perfect” then keep looking. oh and it takes TWO. treat her amazingly and you SHOULD get it back.

    • Susan
      October 16, 2010
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      #27

      I didn’t know Amanda was a gay guys name lol! No matter how much love my husband I would never leave a note like that. Besides, it’s better to surprise him with the act then to lead him on with a note.

      • Coji
        October 17, 2010
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        #28

        @susan surprises r good but I still love knowing my GF likes to blow me before i stuff my dick in her mouth. Also it’s not leading him on if you put out.

  • Bizzzcit
    September 24, 2010
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    #29

    I’m pretty sure thats how I snagged my hubby. And for the record, I still leave him post-its like that. :D

    Totally, agree with Amanda….. treating a woman amazingly gets you equal treatment…. if not… she’s a bitch! Move on…… awesome girls are out there.

  • Shelbie
    September 25, 2010
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    #30

    yeah i do stuff like this for my boyfriend..which is why he treats me amazingly in return, which is why i keep doing things like this for him. We do exsist….it doesn’t take that much effort….but..it does help if u actualy LOVE that person…lol

  • Punk Robinson
    September 25, 2010
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    #31

    She really thought of everything! LOL ..and I have to say… If this couple lives alone together why the hell not leave sticky notes like that … I mean convo’s like this happen all the time over Text… “come onn we’ve all done it !!! Dirty Text???? !! hmmm yes you have..” Before text there was the STICKY NOTE …

  • Morgan
    September 30, 2010
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    #32

    Honeymoon phase. It passes. QUICKLY.

    • BadBob
      October 17, 2010
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      #33

      Yeah, I really gotta say, it’s bitches like you that make the “honeymoon phase” a reality. Guys can’t stand your stupid shallow shit after they get tired of your looks, which is really the only reason they liked you in the first place. Leaving you saying all guys are shitty, because you think you get screwed over. Look in a mirror to find faults

      • rinliz
        November 2, 2010
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        #34

        after seeing my grandparents, great grandparents..along with all the couples when I worked in a nursing home throughout high school and college..they seemed so happy with each other..so it’s only you who allows the “honeymoon phase” to go on, or you end up not being right for each other, everything in a relationship gets better if it’s the real thing..many people quit doing those little things they used to do for one another to show they care or whatever which definitely can cause some serious tension and stress on the relationship..I definitely agree with you BadBob, Morgan’s comment pissed me off along with a few others. I’ve been with my boyfriend for a long time now and it seems to only be getting better..I leave him little notes like that every once in a while so it’s not unusual…for all you guys who say girls like that don’t exist are ridiculous! I’m a girl who likes to play sports, drink beer, watch football, check out chicks, watch porn, shoot guns, give head or have sex..pretty much one of the guys..and a plus..i don’t look like one of the guys!..I’m not clingy, I let my man have fun with his friends so i can have fun with mine….there are many girls out there..those who are leaving these negative comments just havent met the right person for them yet…sorry, I really started rambling..but now that i feel better about letting that out, you all let this guy be proud of the girl he likes because it is very possible it is REAL..The end of my wonderful short book. finally.

        • Skip Flapjack
          December 31, 2010
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          #35

          Sarah?

          • rinliz
            February 9, 2011
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            #36

            uh, no sorry..my name kind of says my real name a little bit..just have to add a letter and take 3 away lol..idk such as Erin.

    • stupidtits
      December 21, 2010
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      #37

      honeymoon eh? so thats why shes referring to him as a boyfriend and not a husband. I feel bad for all you chumps that find it so unrealistic that a girl might actually enjoy giving oral.

    • Skip Flapjack
      December 31, 2010
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      #38

      Hmm, so that’s why my girlfriend and I are always trying new and exciting things and surprising each other with different ideas etc after nearly 3 years? I used to believe in the honeymoon phase – til I met her. Yes, we’re much more comfortable with each other, but she’s always leaving little notes and I know wholeheartedly that she gets turned on, amongst other stuff, by going down on me, as do I with her, and fantasies we have when we’re apart always involve each other. Then again, maybe it’s because we actually really love each other. Like someone else mentioned, perhaps it’s YOU that’s the reason the “honeymoon” phase fades so quickly. Still, some are luckier than others I suppose.

  • S
    October 1, 2010
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    #39

    Morgan, the odds are you’re the reason why it ends so quickly for you personally.

    Speak not for the rest of us.

  • poo
    October 1, 2010
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    #40

    Are you kidding? She sounds like a hella clingy bitch. I don’t want no damn notes on my refrigerator.

  • T
    October 17, 2010
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    #41

    lol to all the guys saying its fake because of the humorous “fuck my face or something” remark.
    haha, srsly all your gf must be terrible fanatic christians or something. also its not public when you leave it in your apartment with your boyfriend. oh and it is obviously a sarcastic quote of something he said… oh my you are stuck up prude people with no sense of humor…

  • zarq
    October 17, 2010
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    #42

    Male handwriting. End of.

    • stupidtits
      December 21, 2010
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      #43

      If youre a guy and you write like that… you write like a bitch

  • Cornelia
    October 17, 2010
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    #44

    I’m with all you people who think this is normal. Some women have high sex drives (me) and we encourage our men to crave us no matter how long we’ve been together. This stuff happens irl and if your mate doesnt feel comfortable enough to express themselves this way then maybe you don’t encourage her to.

  • jackb
    October 17, 2010
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    #45

    IF THIS WAS A NOTE ON THE FRIDGE
    HOW IS THE PEN FLOATING???????????????????????

    • Weez
      October 17, 2010
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      #46

      ah magnets…so rare and mysterious that NOBODY would think to attach one to a pen…

      • Jordan Brook
        October 18, 2010
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        #47

        Fucking Magnets? How do they work?

        • PIMPN
          October 29, 2010
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          #48

          LOL

  • rod
    October 18, 2010
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    #49

    she expects him to microwave his own lasagne !! – she should have got her gfriend to pop over to do that and anything else required instead of getting him to press buttons unnecessarily and wait for head

  • horace
    October 18, 2010
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    #50

    “fruit strips” and face sex, what hijinks. Why i once had a woman make me mashed potato, then she propositioned me for sexual congress with her (wait for it )- vagina! can you believe it? I said no because I’m… She said “what, gay?” And I said no – …seven and your son.

  • Jordan Brook
    October 18, 2010
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    #51

    So wait… she’s gonna call him from the kitchen?

  • Chef D
    October 19, 2010
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    #52

    Yeah that is TOTALLY photo shopped…

  • Habitates
    October 20, 2010
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    #53

    A female photographer wrote the note, then snapped the shot.
    Obviously.

  • alexis
    October 31, 2010
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    #54

    a girl wrote this purely to make fun of all of you who actually believed this would happen

    • stupidtits
      December 21, 2010
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      #55

      Thank you Dr. Alexis, but just because you are a stuck up bitch with no since of humor and a lack of self esteem boosting sexuality, dont be so quick to speak for the entire female population….
      Thanks,
      tits

  • Mark
    October 31, 2010
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    #56

    Any “dude” who thinks this is real is probably right. Fat girls do shit like this when they are in a league that they don’t belong. But, for you fucking dorks here who think it’s a hot chick writing this, I would just ask you to read more carefully.

    I love the interweb dorks who jump to a conclusion while having zero interactions with a woman……ever.

    This stuff happens. Hot women do this type of thing! But not in that context. The girl that wrote that is either fat, ugly, or has major self esteem issues. Fucking dorks can’t spot shit.

  • Brock
    November 5, 2010
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    #57

    Well im impressed with all the back and forth bullshit. I have a girl who don’t write notes but she whispers this shit in my ear. She is more of a freak then i am but i will be damned if she is not converting me. To those people who think this cant happen your wrong. I never thought a 28 year old could fuck me retarded but it happens nightly. Ingrates

  • rissa
    November 22, 2010
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    #58

    hahaha i leave stuff like this for my man :) he deserves it and its great to treat them to something great :D . .. oh and iv offerd my partner loads of stuff he wouldnt think a gf would do :P know wonder he loves me

  • Koko
    December 31, 2010
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    #59

    Cool, could also be gay couple ;-)

  • Robert A.M. Stephens
    January 5, 2011
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    #60

    God, I love it. I’ma guy and live with one of these maidens like her, and my dear heart read this also and we both howled as this very day was a note she left on the fridge, when I was back on a rescue in the desert, and read the same nearly, only it was Quesadillas she had made for us the night before………….hilarious and wonderful as well!!! Hail, the maidens of resolve and passion and love………

  • dave
    February 11, 2011
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    #61

    damn. sooo lucky.

  • jrmy
    February 20, 2011
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    #62

    Sorry to burst the debate wide open, bu this was written by a female. As someone who is training to be a forensic investigator, i’ve had to do a lot of handwriting analysis and this is very clearly a woman’s handwriting.

  • Hash
    March 1, 2011
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    #63

    you’re all fucking retarded, its most likely a joke. yes, a girl could actually have written this, and yes, it could be ligit, and i’m sure many girls have said similar before, but the way everything is set up with “The perfect girlfriend” and then the letter starting out with “dear perfect boyfriend” its totally a joke. in a ligit letter, the girl would have used the guys name. OR, if she was going to say something sexual at the end, she would have made the whole thing dirtier, like call him something sexy instead of the “perfect boyfriend”, i’m not saying that there’s no chance that this is real, but its most likely just a joke…… and what does it matter…? i laughed :D

    • some guy
      May 13, 2011
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      #64

      yes, most likely, on the other side, my friend does call me such things also, one of the lill jokes she makes ^^

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