It would have been an almost perfect Memorial Day weekend in Wooster, Cleavland – Until a bunch of jerk-offs decided it would be fun to burn down a bunch of American flags. Sadly, by the time police arrived, the vandals were long gone.
Lt. Greg Bolek says the poles were cool to the touch by the time officers arrived. Bolek says when the culprits are caught, they face possible criminal damaging and arson charges. The Rotary Club placed almost 1,000 flags in Wooster and nearby Smithville. A spokeswoman says the organization will replace the flags that burned.
Only facing arson charges? How about a meeting with Chuck Norris and Mr. T for an all American asswhoopin?