Vikki Stark and her husband had been married for 21 years.  Apparently they had a wonderful marriage up until her husband promptly picked his stuff up and bounced out. Vikki had come home that day and told her husband that she had bought fish for dinner. This prompted him to peace the eff out. After 21 years, you’d think she’d know that he hated fish.

Unlike Vikki, this girl wants to keep her boyfriend, so she is cooking and looking sexy.

When Stark told him she bought fish for dinner, he replied, “It’s over.” “I said, ‘Fine, we’ll have chicken’ –- so he didn’t like fish,” she said, to which he responded, “I’m moving out.”

Instead of realizing that she messed up dinner one too many times, Stark decided to create a shitty website called Runaway Husbands, which I won’t link because it sucks. She now studies “Wife Abandonment Syndrome” and helps other women who have gone through the same type of experience.

Protip ladies: You can save yourself a lot of time trying to figure out this mystery. We like food and we also like to fuck. If you start messing up on either of these, don’t be surprised when your BF bails on you.