A not so bright thief decided to bring his birth certificate to the central Pennsylvania church that he robbed last month. The only problem is that he forgot the cert when he finally fled.
Authorities say 28-year-old Allen Larry Dawes has been extradited to York County to faces charges after being arrested earlier this month in New Jersey.
Police claim that Dawes first broke into the church on May 11, and also used it as a place to bunk. And since breaking into a church and stealing shit wasn’t enough, police also claim that he ate a lot of the food that was supposed to be donated to the needy. This is what we like to call a model citizen, and the feel good story of the year.
Allen is being held on $16,000 bail at York County Prison on charges including burglary and institutional vandalism.