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Unwanted Erections In Life [Graph]


Yesterday I was busy adding some images to my NSFW folder when I heard a knock *knock knock knock* at my front door.  Sweet, FedEx arrived with my stuff, they should be able to leave it on the doorstep right?  Wrong.  I had to sign.  After a lot of thinking I opened the door just far enough for my arm to slip out and I told the guy “sorry man, just got in the shower.”  So I signed, he left it on my step, and when my boner was gone, I grabbed the package.  This was a close call, and it got me thinking a lot about how unwanted boners really f*ck us over from time to time.

Thus, we came up with this shitty graph that represents the unwanted boners that creep up on men, and ultimately how bad the humiliation will be.

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