Age (at the time): 23
So I met this girl online, and after about 3 dates and talking on the phone a few times, I landed her in bed. To my surprise, and excitement, I learn that she has a huge fellatio fetish, where she’d do it when ever the mood hit her, which was about 3-5 times a day…SCORE!
So one weekend, she comes up to see me and of course, I wasn’t going to say no. So in the early morning, she decides to get out of bed to go to the bathroom or something, and when she gets back in bed, she sees me laying on my back, with a semi on.
Now, with the sight of a semi, she gets in the mood and decides to get to work. Me being the heavy sleeper that I am, I didn’t notice a single thing. After she managed to get me to a fully erect state (not long at all apparently), she began the art of fellatio. While she was hard at work (and less then a minute in to it), she decided to come up for air, and in that instance of lifting her head and checking if I was starting to wake up (still sleeping solid), I started to ejaculate, only to have it shoot straight up her nose and all over her lips.
Apparently she was so pissed that I A) didn’t last, and B) shot it in her nose, that she left me in the bed to go clean herself up, blow her nose, and finally after all that, to clean me off.
When I woke up in the morning, she was quite unhappy and I couldn’t understand why she had a nose bleed, but I sure as hell found out soon enough. What’s even worst is, this was/is my one and only facial. lol
Dear Mike, this is pure win any way you look at it. You got a sleeping BJ? That’s like the mother load bro. Yea, so you only lasted 43 seconds, and bored out her nasal passages with some throat yogurt. But you landed a girl who gives head 3-5 times a day…Tell me you married this woman.