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Ask A Slut: Is Big Cock Just Hype?

Posted May 18th, 2010 at 10:11 am by

Jenn is our resident slut. Her credentials include intercourse with men — lots of them.  You can read her last advice segment here.

Jason: Hi Jenn

Jenn: Hi, Jason.

Jason: Today’s question is about penis size.

Jason: How come some girls are like “it’s all in how you work it” and then other girls are like “huge cock ftw”

Jason: and in that fairy ass Kesha song she’s making fun of small cocks…

Jason: wtf is up with that?

Jenn: First of all, there is such a thing as too big and there are also penises that are too small. I’ve seen both, although they are rare.

Sex with guys that are too big can be uncomfortable or even painful for us, but most of you don’t have to worry about that — trust me. Most men are insecure about their penis size because they think they are too small, but usually there’s nothing to worry about there either. Most guys who are average somehow get the idea that they are small.

Sex is all about pleasure. If you’re worried about your penis size, you should get over it and brush up on your oral skills. But most of all, you should get over yourself and realize that nobody is keeping score or pulling out a ruler in the bedroom. You’re likely neither too big nor too small and should learn how to use what you’ve got before you start buying pills and pumps. If you’re not satisfying to women, it’s not about the size of your penis. Guaranteed.

Ke$ha is a filthy whore. However, in the video you mentioned she makes a gesture that all women know will get to a man, it’s as simple as that. If you want to insult a man and make him insecure, the penis is the easiest target. She just took a cheap shot, because that’s all she’s got to work with.

Jason: I’d still bang her….Thanks for the advice Jenn!

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20 Comments
  • bakow
    May 18, 2010
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    #1

    it’s not the size of the wave!

    • yup
      May 18, 2010
      Reply


      #2

      it’s the motion in the ocean

  • kelli
    May 18, 2010
    Reply


    #3

    don’t kid yourselves boys size does matter. if you under 5 you aint hittin this loll

    • Tony Stark
      May 18, 2010
      Reply


      #4

      I bet you’re loose as fuck.

      • tonya
        May 18, 2010
        Reply


        #5

        ^^uh-oh someone’s all dick-hurt now ^^

  • r
    May 18, 2010
    Reply


    #6

    Type your message here…

    • rachel t
      May 18, 2010
      Reply


      #7

      I meant to say ‘someone got his teeny weeny feelings hurt!’

  • zappa
    May 18, 2010
    Reply


    #8

    evry girl in who has left a comment is a whore straight up

  • deftapthat
    May 18, 2010
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    #9

    hahahaha i like the comment above mine. yes because a woman wanting a big thick cock to ram her makes her a whore. i hate to break it to you boys who hold this same mindset…guess what, we all like a big cock. maybe not of frightening proportions, but we all like it, and any girl who says she doesnt..lyyyyyying.

  • kay
    May 18, 2010
    Reply


    #10

    I agree with deftapthat. My boyfriend isn’t very big so i get with his roommate sometime lol

    • kay's boyfriend
      May 18, 2010
      Reply


      #11

      It’s ok I’m fucking your mom.

  • Kays Mom
    May 18, 2010
    Reply


    #13

    See ya Kay

  • roommate
    May 18, 2010
    Reply


    #14

    I got back from the clinic today. What the hell is Condyloma acuminatum

    • Doc
      May 19, 2010
      Reply


      #15

      It means your penis is going to fall off.

  • 2nd opinion Doc
    May 19, 2010
    Reply


    #16

    there will also be severe rectal bleeding…

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