Regretful Morning

25 Inappropriate Demotivational Posters

Posted May 25th, 2010 at 3:29 pm by

It’s been awhile since we posted some good demotivational posters.  That being said, we’ve decided to compile a list of our favorite inappropriate demotivators for your nostalgic viewing pleasure.

Warning: The following material may be sexist, racist, and boner inducing.  Proceed with caution.

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  • Spewf
    May 26, 2010
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    #1

    Now this is fricken hilarious. The white girls one was amazing.

  • north face
    May 27, 2010
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    #2

    i like beer and girl, note beer first.

  • Living with Balls
    June 2, 2010
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    #3

    Rakim makes some excellent points here. Damn those racist computers!

  • nolan
    November 8, 2010
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    #4

    WARRANTY VOID
    if seal is broken
    THOSE DAMN ANIMAL ABUSERS!!!

    • Andypalooza
      March 3, 2011
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      #5

      Are you crazy? C’mon…I’m Norwegian, this is a part of our culture. The seal dies right away, compared to most animals hunted. I lived in Minnesota and experienced a deer getting his hind legs blown off. It took us 3 minutes to get to the deer to kill it off because of a river. you should have heard the screaming in pain! I’ve seen bear been shot with a bow and arrow in Alaska and they had to chase it down half a mile to kill it. Is that more humane? Kiss my norwegian balls and comment on something that actually makes sense, douchebag….

      • Skeptik
        March 6, 2011
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        #6

        Maybe you need to learn to shoot on harmless paper targets before you go blowing an anmals legs off due to your incompetence. Fucktard.

      • kjp
        March 14, 2011
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        #7

        Dude, I really do hope you, your wife and kids suffer form cancer and rot so that your view is not propagated….your argument is that of a fucking retard, trying to justify one suffering against another…..I would smile at the news of your death. Your a complete fuck wit.

      • tommy england
        March 15, 2011
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        #8

        fuck you,next time we wont save you from the nazis and you will get gassed!

        • Dudes
          March 15, 2011
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          #9

          Are you serious? Because of the ancient tradition that is seal hunting, you want the guy to die from cancer? You’re obscenely ignorant. Take a look at where your chicken meals come from, consider how your bacon felt when it was alive, and then talk about animal abuse. Hunting is not supposed to be painful, the last two examples are just plain wrong, but smacking a seal on the head, killing it instantly, eating it, and selling its fur – How the hell do you think the native population of Greenland have survived? Don’t go nuts just because the animal looks cute. And on a sidenote – Even though you guys are obviously retarded – we would still “save you from the nazis”. Go to bed with a book instead.

      • corrupt world
        March 17, 2011
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        #10

        all killing of animals is wrong for any other reason than to survive for another day, No one in your shitty Norwegian country or in north America needs to kill to survive. they do it for the joy of killing. The only reason that u defend this is because your used to seeing people bash animals on the head, and you think its ok, which its not. No killing of an animals is humain since their life has ended forever. Some people just dont undestand the purpose of life, like you.

        • Neru Tu Kaze
          March 17, 2011
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          #11

          Excuse me?, I agree that Norway is crappy. I agree that nobody need’s to hunt animals to survive. When you kill an animal, you will try to kill it as fast as possible. Limit it’s pain. We kill animals to get food. Fish,Deer,Chickens,Cows,Pigs: We kill all of those because we like to eat meat!
          Also, neither Norway or north America need’s to kill for food. Actually no countries need to kill for food. We could all eat salad. But the demands for food are high, people gain money, and then they become happy and do it again to gain more. People will always be like that.
          I try to avoid meat, but I still eat it. And another thing, it’s human nature to hunt and eat, we have done that since the stone age. You say we don’t understand the purpose of life, well, I doubt you do that, I’m not going to aim that straight at you. But it’s plain stupid to say that animals are slaughtered in a terrible way, people try to limit the time for the animal to die. Sometimes this isn’t avoidable, other times it is. Killing a seal by a hit in the head is one of the fastest ways to kill it. Look a bit on how USA slaughter their animals before looking at Norway or any other Scandinavian country :)

          How would you kill the seal?, the demands are high. Same with chicken’s and other fishes. Don’t try to make an arguement out of nothing guy’s :/ It make’s you all sound like complete idiots. And one of the commenters, which come from my country; Norway. Isn’t much smarter than either of you, I agree with his points, but he put’s it out in the wrong way.

          Not many people kill because they enjoy to see blood, many people kill to make a living out of it. Don’t expect people to understand less than you about a subjective thought, you are probably the stupid one. And yes, it is ways to kill an animal humain, humain doesn’t mean that it’s life quality goes to hell you know ;) Humain is to kill an animal the “right” way.

      • SomeoneOnInternets
        March 18, 2011
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        #12

        It’s also Norwegian tradition to club baby seals on their heads only for their fur and dump the rest since they do not have proper containment/ need for it. Then sell it at high costs so rich c*nts can show people how “amazing” they look in dead baby skins… No matter how many other wrongs you toss our way there’s no way to defend against that. Also please stop coming to the US and abusing our wildlife.

      • ddddddkjk
        March 20, 2011
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        #13

        your a fucking prick u bastard, you still think its alright to beat them? lifless bastard

  • jay
    November 13, 2010
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    #14

    YEAH – That Seal Clubbing one was as funny as a dead puppy.
    NOT COOL

    • ed
      February 27, 2011
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      #15

      hey did u ever consider it was self defense? seal bites can be pretty nasty…

      just sayin…

  • niqqa
    November 14, 2010
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    #16

    dead puppies are hilarious

    • cleverass
      March 4, 2011
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      #17

      you know fighting with strangers online is kinda like being in the special olympics….. even if you win your still a retard

  • sprog face
    November 16, 2010
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    #18

    the seal clubber should be consumed by a mammoth anus and spat out in pieces

  • lolz
    November 18, 2010
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    #19

    Myself I thought the have you seen kyle one was funny.

  • bruiserbob
    November 18, 2010
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    #20

    The biggest problem in this world is people who don’t know how to mind their own fucking business. You assholes whining about baby seals getting their brains bashed out are the dildo’s that don’t know how to mind your own business that I’m talking about. That shit has been going on for years and was doing just fine until some pussy like you whiners heard about it and then he fucked it all up. For a while anyway. Because they are killing those little bastards again. Why are they killing them? Who gives a fuck? You don’t live there. You probably will never even see the goddamn place but you whining pussies will howl like dogs about it. I have an idea. How about you shut the fuck up about something happening above the Arctic Circle and you do something about your fucking ill bred, undisciplined little gang banger wanna be white bastard kids???

    • Junaid
      December 16, 2010
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      #21

      If that was you’re ass being pounded like that and you couldn’t do anything to help yourself, you would give a sh*t and hope to God that others did too enough to do something to save your sorry ass. It’s easy to say mind your own business when it doesn’t affect you but having some sensibility and compassion for other living creatures is not a bad thing but actually commendable and shows good nature. I’m not a tree hugging hippie, I eat meat but I do not approve of cruelty and unnecessary suffering. It is about having a balance and living life with a good conscience.

      • crack_attack
        January 3, 2011
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        #22

        pussy

      • malachai
        January 15, 2011
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        #23

        You need to learn how to spell before you go getting all self rightious vegetarian, how about you read a few books, stop playing world of warcraft 436 hours a day, then come back when you have a basic grasp of the language you’re trying to write in? Until then go fuck yourself hippy. NB- the spelling of ‘hippy’ and the correct use of ‘you’re’. Plus, despite the horrendous spelling you sound like a dickhead.
        You’re welcome

        • Spelling Police
          February 4, 2011
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          #24

          You spelt hippie wrong you fucking moron.

        • KoreyAusTex
          February 19, 2011
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          #25

          You spelled righteous wrong, idiot! You can also spell hippie both ways check dictionary.com you fucking douche before you try to correct other people!

        • wow
          March 3, 2011
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          #26

          This is the biggest failed attempt at a thought that I’ve ever seen.

        • Informed Citizen
          March 5, 2011
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          #27

          There are only 24 hours in a day.

          • hello
            March 20, 2011
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            #28

            win^

      • hello
        March 20, 2011
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        #29

        do you really think they believe in god?

    • WTFever
      January 14, 2011
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      #30

      Ffor someone complaining about whiny bishes, you sure are a whiny bish.

    • dude
      January 26, 2011
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      #31

      Well said!!! VERY well said!

    • edger
      February 25, 2011
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      #32

      You sir, are an utter cock.

    • Fuck You!
      February 28, 2011
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      #33

      Go fuck yourself you peice of shit. You should care about animals. Your just a low life scumbag. Go fuck yourself and I hope that if you ever have an animal it makes your life a living hell.

    • Cleverness
      March 10, 2011
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      #34

      by telling everyone to mind their own business. your not minding YOUR own business

    • CrankMan
      March 14, 2011
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      #35

      You sound quite silly there… Is slavery right? I believe in the United States slavery existed for a long time without anything being done… So why dont we all just mind our own business? Because its wrong! Just because we do something for a long time is no reason to justify it. For along time Mentally disabled where kept at large confined facilities, where they experienced little human connection. Do you think thats right? Do you think we should continue these past customs because we had done them for so long? Because if you do then you are an uneducated ignorant PRICK!

  • bruiserbob fan
    November 19, 2010
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    #36

    Bruiserbob, FTW!!!

  • yort
    November 20, 2010
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    #37

    bruiserbor, you are correct however animated you may be. Most people simply assume the person is killing the seal for fun. These people have not trained themselves to think past their initial impression. The man is getting dinner for the night. now with that said, dead puppies ARE hilarious.

    • slngr
      March 2, 2011
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      #38

      Actually baby seals were/are clubbed to death for their fur, not their meat! And the dude in the expensive polar gear is neither an Inuit nor an Eskimo, he is a market hunter. I’ve got nothing against raising minks on a farm for fur coats, but when you club a baby seal to death (an act that often takes several blows to complete) in the wild to make an expensive coat for someone who very likely has more than enough expensive fur coats already, well, only a heartless jackass could do that!!!

  • Gabby
    November 23, 2010
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    #39

    people who kill seals are too unfortunate not to have a convenience store around the corner and their governments just completely ignores them so what else can they do to survive?

    and yes, the people who complain are to blame about it, but then some retarded like bruiserbob compounds the problem

  • boby13
    December 8, 2010
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    #40

    the fat kid with the nintendo shirt is awesome LOL

  • johnie basham
    December 10, 2010
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    #41

    They kill the seals not for food but for the skins to make very warm and watertight shoes for the european consumer. Since our wisr and benevelent government banned the importation of the skins or anything made from them. There is maby some kind of difference between killing any other animal or bird or reptile for their skin?

  • daveman
    December 11, 2010
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    #42

    due to decline in whale population, the natural predators of the seals.. they are not culling the numbers as they should to equalize the ecosystem in the Atlantic ocean. thus seals are grossly overpopulated eating machines which consume everything else.. so why don’t you bitch about the poor cod fish, or quit bitching all together. having a heart is great but sometimes you also have to think with your brain.

  • Lorey
    December 13, 2010
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    #43

    I’m sorry to tell you but you’re wrong. In Canada killing those seals is called “sport”. Young people do it to prove the’ve become adults. Another place where they kill the baby seals is Danemark which is one of the richest countries on this world.

    Please inform yourself before talking about things you don’t understands. Nobody fights against Inuits getting their food by killing animals. Humans are just the most ignorant and selfish creatures on this planet. But just whining and moaning about this does not make any difference. But seriously just swearing all over the place and calling other people names is pathetic.

    get a grip.

    • Harry
      December 14, 2010
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      #44

      Hey Lorey, Its ‘they have’ and Denmark, get a dictionary and a map…….
      Bruiserbob on the other hand seems to have a point.

    • Lorey fan
      December 24, 2010
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      #45

      “Humans are just the most ignorant and selfish creatures on this planet.”

      You sure showed evidence of that.

    • Doogle
      January 1, 2011
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      #46

      The annual seal hunt is a “sport”?!?! Oh those evil Canadians…
      or I am misunderstanding…is it OK if the Inuit club seals, but only evil/cruel/selfish if all those other Canucks from Toronto or St. John’s (or wherever) arrive if droves (probably by helicopter with lots of CO2 emissions) and engage in this manly sport?
      Lorey, go back to your fridge and find something to eat that has not been killed for your benefit.

    • Gunner
      January 9, 2011
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      #47

      @ Lorey
      I’m sorry to tell YOU… but as a Canadian, I have never had to kill a seal (or anything else) to become an adult. Please get your own grip and inform YOURSELF about the ignorance of spreading pathetic stereotypes. As for the posters… many are very funny.

  • shut up all of you
    December 14, 2010
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    #48

    okay now that my name means nothing at all the seal thing is right on both accounts the do do it in Denmark and the do do it in Canada, but they do it in other countries too alot of which are poor. so yeah shit happens oh and bruiserbob you really should follow your own advice i mean if you think that everyone else should shut up about useless shit the do the same. now that all of that is said i dont give a fuck about saying shit to people and i dont care about spelling really because i just dont care right now i think almost all of these are funny and ( I made you a cookie but i eated it ) XD

    • hihihihi
      December 28, 2010
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      #49

      THERE ARE NO SEALS IN DENMARK?

      • Boo
        December 30, 2010
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        #50

        I’m pretty sure they mean Norway. Geography is hard

  • Are you just stoopid?
    December 24, 2010
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    #51

    That seal picture was most likely taken in Canada, due do many recently surfaces due to PETA’s protesting. With that said, this cruelty was merely done just because bashing another sentient being’s brain is just a sport and done for fun. If you support it, hey that’s great, it’s your opinion. Just know that you are fucking ignorant, I mean wow, would you like it if someone just bashed your childrens’ brains out? And some of you are coming up with the excuse of the person just being poor, well you’re wrong. He wouldn’t be able to afford that jacket, hat, gloves, glasses, or boots. But even if he was “poor,” other means of getting money exist, killing a harmless creature is just the easiest.

    • malachai
      January 15, 2011
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      #52

      How is me looking at a person clubbing a seal – whether I find it hilarious or not, anything to do with somebody bashing my childrens brains out? That’s not what they are doing fuckwit.

      • alan
        January 27, 2011
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        #53

        Your sick malachai, but will grow old alone

  • John
    January 2, 2011
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    #54

    Perhaps, a lot of you should educate yourself before you comment. Killing of baby seals in Canada is not done for sport, it is a commercial harvest, done by east coast fishermen, the entire seal is used, the meat is highly valued in Asia with China being the largest importer. Yes the hide is sold mostly in Europe, as for the sport killing to say that you are ” A Man” it is Norway, not Denmark and it is not seals it is Mink Whales, which also are eaten. Unless you are a vegan you should not comment on what people choose to eat or wear. I assume that most of the selfish ignorant commentors about the seal hunt eat, meat, eggs, and dairy products. I would also assume that they own at least one item that is made from leather, or perhaps sleep with a down filled pillow or comforter on their bed. I suspect you never think where the steak, hamburg, bacon, chicken or fish comes from. It does not fall from the sky on the styrofoam plate that you see in the grocery store, a few days ago it was a living breathing creature, then again a cow, pig, chicken or a cod fish is not cute and cuddly like a baby seal. As for PETA and other animal rights FOOLS remember this they will tell you that the life of a rat, is the same as the life of a human being. It is not, remember this you are here today because your ancestors killed animals to survive.

    • malachai
      January 15, 2011
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      #55

      All good points, except down filled pillows don’t have to come from an animal that has been killed.

      • TheBlindLeadingTheBlind
        January 23, 2011
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        #56

        Not all good points at all. There’s a bible story where a dispossessed spirit begged Jesus to send him into the body of a wild pig (or maybe dog, can’t remember exactly), and Jesus’ reponse was that the pig (or dog) valued its life just as much as any person values their own. When you think of it like this, all animals DO value their own existence as much as we value our own. No animal willingly walks into a knife or path of a speeding bullet (though some animals do unfortunately get confused or panic when in the path of unnaturally fast vehicles, especially at night when dazzled by lights). All animals love and value their children. Ever heard a cow bellowing for its calf after its been taken away? Seals are mammals as are we, and any blood spilt on behalf of humanity tarnishes all human hands, not just the brutal slaughterers of innocence.

        • Jonesy
          February 1, 2011
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          #57

          WTF are you on about? Remembering from when I attended a religious school, Jesus’ response in the story was to put the ghost in the pigs and then drowning 5000-odd of the fuckers. Ever heard a cow bellowing? Yeah, and having actually worked on a ranch, I’ve also seen cows kill their own calf. You think all animals love and value their children? You know how many animals will happily eat the young of their species? Often including their own? Try forming an opinion once you’ve actually experienced some reality to base it on.

    • graphicjer
      February 18, 2011
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      #58

      @John> Bravo—and such well-constructed sentences!

  • cryton
    January 6, 2011
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    #59

    wow thank you john. the way i see it this was put on here to be funny…if you would to protest do that on the correct sites not here. and arguing about someones belief is just wrong that is why a lot of people have died all over the world just because of their beliefs so just be respectful and think about what you are posting and who may see that post.

  • Humour?
    January 6, 2011
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    #60

    Ummm, did everyone forget that these are meant to be funny? Regardless of what anyones feelings are on seal-clubbing or anything else, THESE ARE JOKES!!! And there are 24 others to look at too! I myself can easily look beyond the subject matter, and laugh at that one, maybe cos I’m English and can ‘do’ deadpan, but hey… anyway, the one that should offend anyone, if any, is the ‘LICKABLE’ one, or is paedophilia acceptable in animal rights circles!?! :P What a bunch of nonces!

    • TheBlindLeadingTheBlind
      January 23, 2011
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      #61

      Gotta agree with you there. I’m amazed that one ever got past the censors, humour site or not. I bet the real thing got a LOT of complaints.

  • Sarah Farrukh
    January 14, 2011
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    #62

    Naughty girls like me LoL ;)

  • Al
    January 22, 2011
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    #63

    And as always the comments are funnier than the fucking pictures! Picture after picture of hot girls and funny captions to help pass the time in work, and all anyway talks about is seal killing and grammer checks. The human race is doomed.

    • Scott
      January 25, 2011
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      #64

      Al, the human race isn’t doomed. The girl from the Tits poster and I will save it. Having one child at a time. Like a modern day Adam and Eve, except it’s Scott and Tit Girl.

      Although if the nun, the girl in the holy jeans, and the midget from the posters want to join in I’m not opposed to that at all.

    • GP
      February 2, 2011
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      #65

      The proper spelling is “grammar”.

  • Stop The Madness!!!
    February 6, 2011
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    #66

    Wow.
    First Note, all of these were AWESOME! XD

    Second, killing seals IS sad, but I came to this page to see (and I quote the Title) “25 Inappropriate Demotivational Posters”. And honestly, I came to lol, and I did :)
    Now, for whatever reason the dough-eyed aquatic mammal is being clubbed, I did not think too hard (again, because I intended to encounter hilariously inappropriate jokes). I’m lying if I say the seal one didn’t make me sad, but after a second of holding in my laughter at the blatantly frank joke(which is why I think it was funny), I simply moved onto the next poster, and enjoyed the rest of the page. I Love animals, I do, but I can enjoy this page for what it is, an ode to dark comedy. Filled with pictures that have floated around the web for indefinate amounts of time(I know I’ve seen the seal one several times before), which have been bordered by the Demotivational frame.

    So, that’s just my two cents… btw… I lol’d at the caption in relation to the picture; the picture alone isn’t all that entertaining(I feel like many of these are like that). And if there are typos in here, well… yeah lol
    So I hope at least everyone enjoyed the page as a whole, I know I did ;)

    P.S. I do not promote the clubbing of baby seals or dead puppies, though any and all jokes associated and/or dealing with them(no props please) I welcome, and will very likely giggle about.

    • Dr. D
      March 19, 2011
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      #67

      If you were a chick, i would marry you.

  • wow.
    February 15, 2011
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    #68

    malachai
    January 15, 2011
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    #12

    You need to learn how to spell before you go getting all self rightious vegetarian, how about you read a few books, stop playing world of warcraft 436 hours a day, then come back when you have a basic grasp of the language you’re trying to write in? Until then go fuck yourself hippy. NB- the spelling of ‘hippy’ and the correct use of ‘you’re’. Plus, despite the horrendous spelling you sound like a dickhead.
    You’re welcome

    am i the only one who noticed that this douche spelled “righteous” incorrectly?

    • jaimin
      February 15, 2011
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      #69

      No.. But while you were busy picking apart this entire page for typos, you became the only one who FAILED to notice that no one gives a righteous fuck about typos here!!! Like I mean sure its okay to point out the first few.. But to give er balls making a point to make sure light was shed on every single mistake that was made is overkill and annoying as fuck.. Let the people debate.. When people are having a debate its not about the structure or quality of writing its about the content within.. So far john is the only person who I feel hit the nail on the head

  • wow.
    February 16, 2011
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    #70

    and you have really shown exemplary debate skills, good sir. of course you would think that. what, with all the completely useless cursing and such. maybe i wanted to be part of the debate? it is a very valid point to recognize the spelling typos of a person who misspelled a word in a sentence which began as “You need to learn how to spell before…..” this VERY valid point says that by his on rule system, he should not be posting comments until he better grasps the English language :) tada. chalk one up to higher education :) . btw, more than one comment on this page has been about typos. and i didnt pick apart the entire page… i simply read the comments down to his… it was not hard to pick out that typo… it was quite simple… if i were picking anything apart for typos, i would be raping your comment on more than one level right now :) that was my only post and it was one sentence long…. hard to call that “making sure that light was shed on every mistake” or “overkill”.

  • Why Worry when you can be happy?
    February 17, 2011
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    #71

    fuck you all…. stop the crap. just enjoy the humor….

    Kyle and Cleverness… love it

  • akeybreakey
    February 18, 2011
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    #72

    I loved this… the classifieds ad is the best…. ive been thinking of how to use something like that..
    good stuff.. until i had to scroll through a bunch of people trying to one up-teacher each other on shit like the hippies and the seal hunt….
    chill out man

  • Sayed
    February 18, 2011
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    #73

    I honestly think it’s animal cruelty the way they show the photo of seal. It’s animal cruelty and in no circumstances should be acceptable…!!! there is no sense of humour when u show an animal being beaten up….if u find this amusing you are sick!! fuck animal cruelty!!!

    • hello
      March 20, 2011
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      #74

      again “inappropriate demotivationals” if there is something you dont like to see dont look at it.

  • MurderDeathKill
    February 19, 2011
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    #75

    I thought the seal clobbering was hilarious, as were all of them. Bravo to this website for the comical assortment. The true humor though was in the comments left by all the self-righteous bastards who think that if say its wrong it will make for them intentionally coming to look at it to have a laugh. Or even worse, were just trolling the internet for something offensive to bitch about. If it really bothers you that much get off your ass do something to stop it. Your really think your fucking comment on this site is going to make a difference? The internet is full of people and opinions I ignored daily. Now I am all for wildlife preservation, that also includes preservation of the natural ecology. Which means that humans as the worlds top predator and dominate species has a roll to play. Like it or not, we are the dominate species on this planet and we are horny, overpopulated, self-indulgent, self-important, and as proved here, overly opinionated, bored as hell, and often plan fucking stoopid. The point is, there is no point, it’s life – and your stuck with it. Get the fuck over it, stop trying to control everything and get the fuck on with your own life and enjoy it while it last or GTFO! FFS! Enjoy the rest of your trolling and again props to regretfulmorning.com, and all you POS, for the amusement!

    PS – this comment was for my own satisfaction, fuck you all and your opinions on it.

  • Al
    February 19, 2011
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    #76

    I chocked laughing at the Fish Pic. Awesome humor, thank you!

  • Jess Sayed
    February 19, 2011
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    #77

    U have no life and are a sick sick person…don’t tell me to get over it have some fucking respect for these animals..there are ways of killing animals but culling them is inhumane…if i could do something about it I would do U have any suggestions? the human race is a corrupt species we think killing animals like that is ok if u want to kill them at least have some fucking respect and do it nicely without scaring them.

    • kreiyu
      March 10, 2011
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      #78

      But the fear is what makes them taste delicious :D . And don’t forget that you are part of the corrupt human species so shut your obviously vegan face. Opinions are like assholes: everyone has one and they all stink.

      • kreiyu
        March 10, 2011
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        #79

        And i suppose you think the lickable one is just peachy keen. seriously why is everyone only bitching about the clubbed seal lol.

  • Cudi
    February 20, 2011
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    #80

    this is way too funny…keep ‘em coming! :) i liked the white chicks one..EPIC ?

  • MurderDeathKill
    February 20, 2011
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    #81

    Here is a suggestion give up your capitalist way life and go out there and protect them. It’s the simplest and only solution. You are right the human race is a corrupt species, but killing an animal with nothing more than a stick is an example of the human race at it’s least corruptible, it’s most natural. What would you suggest shoot them? Guns are the very representation of human corruption at its best.

    “if u want to kill them at least have some fucking respect and do it nicely without scaring them.”

    That sentence is best possible example of human ignorance. There is ABSOLUTELY NO “HUMANE” form of killing. Killing is killing and dying is dying, regardless of how it happens.

  • A Guy
    February 21, 2011
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    #82

    90% of you people sound (are) stupid. Just laugh at the funny pictures.

  • Matt
    February 21, 2011
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    #83

    LMFAO…that was funny as hell. These are the best ones I have ever seen, minus a few.

  • orly
    February 22, 2011
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    #84

    25 funny pics and all you can do is bitch about the seals LMAO get out more

    • kreiyu
      March 10, 2011
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      #85

      LOL i know right? You’d think that the lickable one with the two young girls would cause more of a ruckus. But i guess child molestation is better than a dead seal…

  • Etaoin
    February 25, 2011
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    #86

    I find it odd that so many pages of angry words are being spewed out over some humorous “posters”. I thought many of them were very funny and/or sexy; particulalry the awesome, sexy girl tied to the chair…
    I would have thought more people would have been mor “outraged” at the treatment of women as objects, but seem to care more about seal meat than girl meat. Lighten up! It’s supposed to be funny!

  • THEMan
    March 2, 2011
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    #87

    hilarious but he spelled fuchsia wrong

  • loki
    March 2, 2011
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    #88

    this whole debate is very entertaining but one thing I have to point out is being the most “evolved” species on the planet, we are barely out of the barbaric woods. Now, because of the fact of evolution, we are also the only species that is capable of experiencing higher EMOTIONS!! there is no code of ethics or emotion, simply their GENETIC CODE AND INSTINCTS!! NOTHING FUCKING MORE!

  • Andypalooza
    March 3, 2011
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    #89

    C’mon…I’m Norwegian, this is a part of our5 culture. The seal dies right away, compared to most animals hunted. I lived in Minnesota and experienced a deer getting his hind legs blown off. It took us 3 minutes to get to the deer to kill it off because of a river. I’ve seen bear been shot with a bow and arrow in Alaska and they had to chase it down half a mile to kill it. Is that more humane? Kiss my norwegian balls and comment on something that actually makes sense, douchebag….

  • Big Woody
    March 4, 2011
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    #90

    I agree, the “Seal” pic should not be there. It should be a “camel toe” shot of the nun. A collection of very inappropriate posters. Nice tits and almost enough of them.

  • ????????? ????????
    March 4, 2011
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    #91

    this is cool! i love the one with futurama!:)

  • Beckie
    March 10, 2011
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    #92

    Spelling Police: You spelled ‘spelt’ wrong. It should have been ‘spelled’. I thought the baby seal one was horrendous and it is a shame that it happens. I, myself, think that guy needs clubbed. There has to be a more humane way to harvest the meat without a brutal beat down. My favorite one of these was the ‘seen kyle’ one. Completely wrong and inappropriate, but awesome nevertheless.

  • Trevor
    March 13, 2011
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    #93

    Unfortunately, most humans are omnivores, and those who are not shouldn’t be self-righteous and patronizing. That being said, in this day and age, there are better and more humane ways to produce meat and procure hides. The seal caption was funny, but the picture did make me sad as well. I can think of a thousand more civil ways to kill a baby seal than beating it on the head. Baby seals are lickable.

  • IronChefspam
    March 14, 2011
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    #94

    They are allhilarious and to all those sensitive types complaing about animal rights….please remember this little known fact…if the diamonds you wear came from any country in Africa as most do, they all have just as much blood on them as any fur clothing does.

    Just remember that next time you are shopping for some shiny rock for yourself or your girl.

  • ORK
    March 17, 2011
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    #95

    absolutely awesome. especially “epic tits” ^^

  • Monkeyyyyy
    March 18, 2011
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    #96

    I am a Vegan; a personal life choice. I also do very little to prevent animal cruelty so am in no position to voice an opinion.
    I’m in front of a web page titled ‘Inappropriate demotivational posters’. Guess what? Some are inappropriate!!
    3 things matter to me…breasts, beer and humour. My girlfriend prefers a post coital cuddle as opposed to nipping to the fridge, after sex, and fetching me nice cold one and delivering it with a punchy one liner. As a result I am reduced to waiting till she has gone to work before getting my own beer and having nice laugh-wank at pictures of boobs with a sarcastic comment underneath. Thank you guys.
    Although not one for the wank bank, the ‘Folded arms doesn’t hide a boner’ tickled me pink.

  • YUM
    March 19, 2011
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    #97

    Why is it that the cuter the animal the more delicious it tastes.

  • Jerry V
    March 21, 2011
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    #98

    MY opinion i think its horrible to bash a baby seals head in especially just for his fur. The only way u can hurt this industry is what me and my family do. We dont go to red lobster anymore because they get a lot of there fish from canada. I know they arent going to close there doors because of us but that how we make a stand. This is not against the canadian people i have to toronto its the cleanest city i have ever been in very nice. Im sure i have bought fish caught in cananda but i wont but it if i do know its coming from there. Im not a pussy its just how i feel.

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