Regretful Morning

What Do You Get When You Pay A Hooker $91,758?

Posted April 5th, 2010 at 7:03 pm by

Imagine that you’re a rich property developer and you find a pretty hot looking hooker online. You start talking to her and decide she’s actually a person, not just a prostitute. Then you fall in love with her, Pretty Woman style, and try to rescue her from a life of prostitution — by giving her a boatload of cash.

Haha… sucker. What did you think would happen next?

[more after this look at Denise Milani... take your time.]

Just like Denise Milani, Lindsey advertised herself online as a "natural 32DDD"

Just like Denise Milani, Lindsey advertised herself online as a "natural 32DDD"

Robert Brot is the poor guy who thought he was getting a happy ending for life. He met escort Lindsey DeLon on a dating site, fell in love with her and gave her $91,758 to start a new life — minus all the stripping and whoring for money.

Guess what Lindsey did? (Why do these situations always seem so clear from the outside?)

You know it. She took the money and ran and continued being a slut. Brot is suing her to get his money back. Good luck, bro. If guys could sue their ex-girlfriends for being sluts, imagine what a floodgate that would open…

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  • GOODSTUFF
    April 8, 2010
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    #1

    Maybe he would of done better with at love doll

    Is having sex with an ultra-realistic robot hooker cheating?

    For my own part, yes and no. Do I look at that old robot on ‘Lost In Space’ waving its tentacular arms around and get all hot and bothered? No. Not hardly. Now when I look at the image of a polished chrome and flesh woman as painted by Hajime’ Sorayama, or Jeri Ryan playing the infamous borg, Seven-of-Nine on Star Trek Voyager? You better believe it! Just don’t tell my wife!

    http://goodstuff4u.multiply.com/journal/item/204/IS_HAVING_SEX_WITH_A_ROBOT_CHEATING

  • wigs
    April 12, 2010
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    #2

    so lucky, funny guys

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