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The Friend Zone: Male vs Female POV

Posted April 14th, 2010 at 6:07 pm by

When it comes to the “Friend Zone” men and women have two completely different outlooks.  Although it’s adorable when girls try to tell us that they have men in their lives who really “just want to be friends” the simple truth is this: It just isn’t possible.  This shouldn’t offend anybody, but I’m sure some of you are going to be like “Dude stfu my best friend is a girl and I don’t want to sleep with her” so I have an answer for you as well.   Either:

  • You’re a pussy
  • She’s ugly
  • Both
  • You are actually in the 1% of people who can maintain a coed friendship

We’ve broken this down into pie charts to make it easy.  Also, the person who helped me with this has a vagina, so you can’t throw out the sexism card.

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15 Comments
  • boinger
    April 15, 2010
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    #1

    lol womens are shallow as fuck

    • Gerri
      April 15, 2010
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      #2

      Looks like about 5% of us are.

    • kayt
      April 15, 2010
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      #3

      you sound like an insecure needle dick.

      • laff
        April 15, 2010
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        #4

        if any girl thinks we want more than sex she’s been smoking some good shit

  • freak
    April 15, 2010
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    #5

    My GF used to always tell me she had good guy friends. then one day one of them tried to fuck her and she started believing me about the firend zone. It’s sad how naive they can be.

  • wayyy off
    April 15, 2010
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    #6

    My wife and I were best friends before we got marr….wait

    • not bad
      April 15, 2010
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      #7

      your wife is my best friend too.

      • black man with a huge cock
        April 15, 2010
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        #8

        until she met me

        • zzz
          April 15, 2010
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          #9

          troll harder faggot

  • bradit
    April 16, 2010
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    #10

    VERY TRUE….women are more complicated than men here…….men want looks….that’s primary..women want… a) money b) status within their local hierarchy..if she’s a student junior she’ll be attracted to seniors c) dominance…not a pussy man who asks her for everything

    • manana
      April 16, 2010
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      #11

      we also want a girl who doesn’t fuck the pool boy while we’re out

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