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Penis Enlargement Not Allowed For Police Officers

So let’s say you’re a cop and you happen to be chasing a perp down 42nd street when he hops over a fence. You try to follow, but your giant cock gets hung up while attempting the hurdle. Sure you can make the ladies squeal like stuck pigs, but you just let a burgler get away because your flesh rocket weighed you down.

Sound like bullshit? It isn’t. Not in Indonesia anyway…

An applicant “will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged,” said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local website Kompas.com. “If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military.” The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes “hindrance during training,” said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal Detik.com. Indonesia’s remote easternmost province is home to Papuan tribes, many of whom are known for wearing penis gourds.

So next time your old lady tries to tell you that your small penis isn’t getting the job done, you can be like “Listen hoe, I’m not getting a penis pump because I want to keep my options as an Indonesian police officer open. Try doing some kegles.”
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