Aaron Michael Ward is a 27 year old man who took the phrase “one too many” above and beyond. I’m sure you’ve heard stories of people who get so drunk that they piss themselves right? How about people who get completely blitzed and go streaking? And I’m sure you’ve seen people get hammered beyond belief and try to enter a house that they thought was theirs, when they were actually a few doors shy.
Well, Aaron did all three, in one night. The only difference here is that after he pissed himself and took off all of his clothes, he tried to break into a home that was close to 50 miles away from where he actually resides.
When police arrived, they found a man with no pants attempting to climb in through a window, Bethlehem police Lt. Mark DiLuzio said. Police officers found the man’s pants, socks, underwear and shoes on the porch, he said. Aaron Michael Ward, 27, told police he thought he lived at the home, but records showed that he lives in Sinking Spring in Berks County. DiLuzio said Ward told police he was a student, but didn’t tell them where.
Ward is being charged with criminal trespassing, disorderly conduct, public drunkenness and criminal mischief. Good job Aaron, you are our drunk of the week.