A Florida woman had downed almost a fifth of whiskey before she was pulled over on Monday.  But that didn’t stop her from making up a witty alias when police later asked for her information.  She explained that her name was ‘Alicia Butts’ right before she blew a .330 breathalyzer fail.

She identified herself as “Alicia Butt,” according to an incident report, but a deputy learned after taking her to the Bay County Jail that was not her real name.

Moments later she urinated in her pants during the field sobriety test.

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