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Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Vag

Posted March 7th, 2010 at 1:49 am by

A Florida woman recently caused an accident while on her way to visit her boyfriend. Police say Megan Mariah Barnes was driving and had her ex-husband take the wheel for her from the passenger’s seat while she prepared for a date.


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While on the way to Key West, Barnes sensed that her vaj wasn’t smooth enough, so she decided to shave it. The Thunderbird she was driving slammed into the back of another vehicle and she kept on going. Cops say about a half-mile down the road Barnes pulled over and jumped into the back seat and let her ex-husband get in the driver’s seat.

Barnes was convicted of a second DUI and driving under suspension the day before, so she really didn’t need to get caught driving again.

But, of course, she did. Burns on her ex’s chest from the passenger side airbag proved he wasn’t driving when the accident happened. She was charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and driving with no insurance.

Now she and her shaved beaver are likely headed to jail.

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23 Comments
  • PuppyJuice
    March 7, 2010
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    #1

    Why was her ex-husband driving her to a date, and why was she shaving her beaver in front of him ? I think maybe she wanted to bang the ex-husband before her date, who would then have gotten sloppy seconds.

    • klee
      March 7, 2010
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      #2

      He was dropping his ex off to get fucked lol. What a pussy.

  • cj
    March 7, 2010
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    #3

    Can anyone say redneck?

    • madhatter
      March 8, 2010
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      #4

      maybe but how many rednecks drive thunderbirds? kind of expensive for typical white trash.

      • remailednet
        March 9, 2010
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        #5

        Source says it was a 95 Thunderbird. Redneck enough.

  • synackfin
    March 7, 2010
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    #6

    Her ex probably had to pay her alimony while she’s single. So her ex is probably more than happy if she and her date hit it off.

  • Peter
    March 7, 2010
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    #7

    How disgraceful. Nothing is finer than a thick, rich, luxuriant bush, overflowing with magnificent concentrated aromas and flavors.

    • Okuma
      March 7, 2010
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      #8

      yup, nothing…except everything.

  • kroon78
    March 7, 2010
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    #9

    Only in america lol

    • madhatter
      March 8, 2010
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      #10

      and then only in florida

  • Faith
    March 7, 2010
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    #11

    Isn’t it called a box ? She was thinking outside of the box. LOL.

  • Anonimouse
    March 7, 2010
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    #12

    You can’t shave a vag!!!!!! People, get your anatomy right!!!!

    • Philippine Properties Owner
      March 8, 2010
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      #13

      Replying for TRUTH!

      • captain crunch
        March 8, 2010
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        #14

        I wonder if she brutally cut herself when she crashed…I wouldn’t want a razor by my junk during an accident, bad bad things could happen

  • RangerVet275
    March 8, 2010
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    #15

    Vag? Is Vagina to vulgar to post?

  • sleeping bags
    March 10, 2010
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    #16

    I like her beaver…

  • wigs
    April 13, 2010
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    #17

    oooooppsss….

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