Regretful Morning

This is how he ate me out…wtf?

Posted March 27th, 2010 at 10:51 pm by

My friend Jenn was trying to tell me about her sexual excursion the other night.  Unfortunately, when she started explaining details, she hit me with some shit that did not make any sense at all.  So I was like “dude just draw me a picture.”

This is what she sent…

[7:38:54 PM] Jason: can you type it out in steps?
[7:39:21 PM] Jenn: 1. He is beside me on the bed, by my hip.
[7:39:49 PM] Jenn: 2. He takes my right leg and hooks it behind his hip/waist
[7:40:17 PM] Jenn: 3. He leans forward and pushes my other leg out, so my legs are now spread wide.
[7:40:43 PM] Jenn: 4. He now has access to the clit from the side.
[7:41:01 PM] Jenn: 5. flick fick flick flick.. finger finger squirt

[7:41:07 PM] Jason: lol whore

I still don’t understand what is going on in this picture…  To me it looks like her legs are being hoisted into the air?

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  • Gerri
    March 28, 2010


    File this under “educational”

  • Jennifer
    March 28, 2010


    Thats her butt hole.

    • north face
      May 27, 2010


      Jennifer, do you change your pictures? I like it

  • ericr64
    March 28, 2010


    Which ones the girl?

    • Jason
      March 28, 2010


      The one with the tongue in her vagina.

    • north face
      May 27, 2010


      don’t you see the girl has long hair on the picture?

  • Jody
    April 13, 2010


    Did she like it?

  • Uglybob
    May 20, 2010


    I love CGI…..its so kewl…..

  • cavalander
    June 24, 2010


    that’s awesome, funniest thing i’ve seen in days! good work! Although “Jason”… dude you still don’t know what happened?! that’s even funnier HAHAHA thank you for this!!!

    October 26, 2010


    She has no arms, unless she has arms growing out of her head. KINKY!

  • smartGirl
    January 8, 2011


    it’s an aerial view

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